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A lot of people eat books with their eyes.
Griffin
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Gimme all the money in the office I've got a katana!
Griffin
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As long as we're doing notes for God.
Travis
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Skull says 'not so fast'.
Griffin
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Milk is a controlled substance in this world.
Griffin
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Skeletor has moved in next door, the property value is dropping.
Justin
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Is five and a half too early to learn about the Hero's Journey?
Griffin
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The scenarios she puts her Barbies in are devoid of any conflict.
Justin
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Griffin: "I want strange chips."
Justin: "I love that show, man."
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If I walked into a bathroom and saw someone eating chips I would call the police.
Travis
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I'm sorry, did your butthole just crunch?
Travis
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There is a bench with a box of chocolate permanently adhered to it.
Justin
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Did it ever occur to you that you were dining in a themed restaurant themed for Tom Hank's friend who died in that one movie?
Griffin
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That dog was the fuel for John Wick's angry angry carnage.
Griffin
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He's not a gun enthusiast but guns are enthusiastic about him.
Griffin
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John Wick is a pet enthusiast.
Griffin
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You won't know who the thief is but you will know that they're chicken shit.
Griffin
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