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Gabriel: We're fucked. Pick a god and pray.

Nathan: I'm an atheist.

Gabriel: Pick a fucking science then, Nathan !! There's no time for semantics !! We're gonna die !!

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Nathan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!

Gabriel: Nathan, no.

Annalise: …Mistlefoe.

Gabriel: Don’t encourage him.

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Aiden: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately

Jaskier: Maybe you’re pregnant

Aiden:

Jaskier:

Aiden: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack.

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Truly devastated

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We all know this joke it cracks me up every time

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My nomadV done with johnnys drama

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Flautist Melissa Jefferson plays slaver James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute in the Library of Congress.

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This is my nomad v who is salty and takes no one’s shit and she misses Jackie like a limb

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My inquisitor mage Lavellan I love her

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not the chanel boots 😔

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OMG someone take incorrect quotes generator away from me they're too funny

episode 6 looks amazing

literally them

THIS IS JUST MOON KNIGHT SEASON 1 IN A NUTSHELL

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Jaskier: you know, I’ve been loads happier since I started switching out my morning tea for orange juice. Yen says it has something to do with the vitamins.

[sips juice]

Jaskier: personally I think it’s the vodka.

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The Machine in Root's voice: I, as the youth say, have gone feral, I've become unhinged

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😂

#120

Holger: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy.

Holger: But if you invite someone to your cabin in the woods, they are going to die.

Eivor: My favorite is “butt dial” versus “booty call.”

Randvi: My personal favorite is “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned”

Randvi: versus “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Sigurd: Great news! Language is now cancelled!

Source: Unknown

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Stiles: Dad taught me to think before I act.

Stiles: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.