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tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

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Izumi: My illness is chronic, but my tits are iconic!

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Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + text posts and stuff

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Our pronouns are they/them, not because we're non-binary but because we're literally two different motherf**kers

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You’ll sell a bunch of eggplant to Pierre and then the NPCs will either be like “I bought an eggplant from Pierre the other day to cook for dinner and it was utter dogshit. Just the worst eggplant I’ve ever seen. His supplier needs to get a grip.” or “I bought the most wonderful eggplant from Pierre yesterday and he said he grew it himself! How lovely!” WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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the witch’s hut is stardew valley’s abortion clinic

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Pixel Pals

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frens

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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emily: name a more iconic duo than my crippling anxiety and fear of abandonment. I'll wait

spencer: you and me!

emily, tearing up: 'kay

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MEEEEEE

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The most on-brand joke he’s probably ever told, definitely my favorite of the special.

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with hindsight, it's got to have been funny when we were saying shit in 2018 about how wholesome john mulaney is and how it was strange that he used to be addicted to cocaine. meanwhile, john mulaney was stumbling across nyc, taking his shirt off in a doctors kitchenette to get flu shots for prescription drugs, and harassing an innocent painter for cocaine

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that eleven year old kid in the third row is seriously getting the best drug awareness show ever

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i did not babygirlify that man. look at him. he’s doing it all himself.