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himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

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every man is gay or bisexual especially if he’s straight

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

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MADE A GONCHAROV POSTER!!!

Glock clock

CREDIT FOR THE IDEA: @grahamcrackers45 @mickeyluggage

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A former stray very happy to be inside

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copkiller (1983) dir. roberto faenza

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Wife Swap but it’s Mikey and Nicky swapping with Charlie and Johnny Boy

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ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*

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I think every show should have a halloween special regardless of genre, tone, or release schedule

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his name is White Boy and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone.