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me at my desk making spotify playlists for everyone in the life series instead of sleeping or working on college apps

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What if, you know, those snails were not suppose to look like that. What if they were meant to be eery creatures that watched and hunted you with big purple eyes. What if c!grian tinkered with them secretly and made them cute and funny snails so his friends wouldn't be terrified of those creatures. So they would be able look at them and laugh and not be scared. Just a if tho.

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ik that a lot of people have been talking about this recently so i'm sorry if someone has already said it. but. we know the life series are based on the previous winners, right? but people are still talking about what scar's influence on wild life is

i feel like it's that they're being thrown into circumstances that you cannot win in. constantly growing and shrinking (causing fatal glitches), hunger so bad you're never satisfied, and once you are everything is randomized so you never know what will satisfy vs kill you, and immortal snails that chase relentlessly and cannot be stopped by any blocks or environments.

and the reason they are all unwinnable is because *scar didn't win.*

it's a common theory that the reason why scar kept getting the "win secret life" book is because lizzie, while technically eliminated, never died. she fell into the void, falling for all eternity, but she's alive. that's also why the canary curse still holds up.

obv there are other ideas, and again im sorry if someone already said this! i haven't seen anyone do so, but i'm also not on tumblr a ton and these are just my late night ramblings.

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Fourth base in a relationship is when you start following eachother on duolingo

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a 4 panel love story (44k words, angst, hurt/comfort, pining, love realisation)

(idk what possessed me)

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oh I. havent posted this ,

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i am SO normal when people don't like my favorite characters btw! so normal! bc i am a well adjusted human being! i am not dying inside ^_^ i prommy

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Pull the fucking trigger, Apollo

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I think the main difference for me between the Zero Escape/AITSF experience and the Danganronpa experience is this:

with ZE/AITSF, there is something wrong with Kotaro Uchikoshi, and I am here for it

whereas with Danganronpa, there is something wrong with Kazutaka Kodaka, and i am here in spite of it

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very fascinated by people who think autism is some hip-happenin’ bandwagon thing to have suddenly when it didn’t ever make me cool in the slightest? it just made me able to hear lightbulbs and have panic attacks over trying to call people on the phone

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byakuya is the class jester in the sense he screams about being taken seriously and they all laugh at him

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🏳️‍🌈?

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ppgz 1A !!

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phoenix becoming a lawyer

id and more under the cut

[ID: a digital drawing of Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney smiling at the viewer. The image is captioned "Enough gay thoughts. It's time for gay actions. End ID]

also here's the textless version n the original meme