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Tim, on his phone: Oh! It's Jason!

Dick: Cool! Did he get the stuff?

Tim: He said he got you the costume, power drill and 12 gallons of blood.

Dick: Wow! Where did he get 12 gallons of fake blood?

Tim: You wanted fake blood?

Dick, moment of mild disconcertment: ...

Tim: I'm gonna call Jason.

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Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

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So… no personal space when you’re a marauder, huh.

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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Okay lol something similiar to this happened to me today and the first thing that came to my mind was batfam lol...

Bruce, before Tim is Robin/RR: Tim is such a good boy. He's the perfect child—

*basically yapping about Tim*

Dick, angry Bruce had never talked so nice about him: if you love Tim so much then fucking adopt him???

Bruce, sucks air through his teeth: I— I kinda did—

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*grabs you by the neck like a kitten*

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wondy

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sighs in defeat

if this post gets.... 3k notes by march 15 (like 1-2 months) ill:

dye my hair a new color

get new clothes

stay clean from sh for 2 weeks

get a new peircing

actully make an oc

ik i aint getting 3k notes, so good luck lmao

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wondering ab women

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cassie 🦇

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vasirix zendrien azarath 🐦‍⬛

raven warmup :)

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WW

insta | print!

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plant lady

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zatanna 🪄🌀🪄 to test out new tablet !

(pls click for better quality lol)

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sunspot

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if this post gets eight billion notes I'll commit arson