mayhemandmoonlight

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it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

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New Rule: If it's SFW when a guy does it, it's SFW when a girl does it.

Guy shirtless is SFW? Girl shirtless is now SFW.

Guy with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW? Girl with a noticeable bulge in a speedo is SFW. Etc, etc, etc.

I will not be taking any criticisms on this.

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we must romanticize negotiation the same way we have for aftercare. i’m losing it over here. please don’t have kinky sex without talking about your limits and desires with your partner

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I'm probably like the only person who noticed/cares but rule34.xxx recently removed all its transgender tsgs with the argument that they only allow tagging of "biological sex"

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[Image ID: A digital drawing of Danny Phantom standing in front of a dark swirling background. Green lines of electricity run up Phantom's outstretched left arm from his palm into a glowing mass over his chest and spread from there over his upper torso and face. /. End ID]

Just how many hundreds of thousands of volts does it take to change your DNA in a very strange way?

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LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

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Having the time of ferret’s life!

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Only Alex Hirsch himself could convince me that, once Mabel finds out about Ford's metal plate, she WON'T stick fun magnets to his head

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sends me into the stratosphere every time

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bad: complaining about books online in a public forum where anyone can see

good: complaining about books privately to a friend on discord

best: complaining about books to my partner while he plays BG3 for the 12th time and nods along vaguely while I go on a tangent about extremely specific writing choices (he only reads non-fiction)

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pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

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giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.