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disbarment era phoenix gets a fast food job

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Okay but you know what else is super funny?

Professor Layton is often described as being attractive and has multiple people crushing on him. If he were in a college anime there’d be a harem club dedicated to him.

But this is the style he’s drawn in.

Meanwhile Phoenix Wright looks like the stereotypical hot anime boy that you’d think would be the object of many a person’s dreams…

But his looks are constantly ridiculed and insulted and half the people he has helped don’t even remember his name. Usually the insults are directed at his hair but like… he doesn’t even have the weirdest hair in the franchise.

Like this is so funny to me?

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he may have missed a lot of her childhood milestones, but he at least got to be there for some of them

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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

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this video kills me they literally look like they're reading ancient scrolls

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Ok

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Fight me! I dare you!

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A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.

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this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

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The warning signs have all been bright and garish Far too great in number to ignore

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Daydreaming about an odyssey inspired song/album set in the phaecian court and it's just the stranger who washed up on the shore recounting his journey Mariner's revenge or Master's Song (dracula musical) style (in like vibes?). Except he's constantly fibbing and the phaecians keep calling him out on it and it's a struggle and a half to wrangle the story out of the man who allegedly calls himself Odysseus

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pictured here: surly 14 year old rook, surly 22 year old viago, and teia being teia

(click for higher res!!)

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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MAY DAY MASSACRE

King Arthur let send for all the children born on May-day, begotten of lords and born of ladies; for Merlin told King Arthur that he that should destroy him should be born on May-day, wherefore he sent for them all, upon pain of death; and so there were found many lords’ sons, and all were sent unto the king, and so was Mordred sent by King Lot’s wife, and all were put in a ship to the sea, and some were four weeks old, and some less. And so by fortune the ship drave unto a castle, and was all to-riven, and destroyed the most part, save that Mordred was cast up, and a good man found him, and nourished him till he was fourteen year old, and then he brought him to the court.  — Le Morte d’Arthur, Sir Thomas Malory

The story of the massacre of the innocents is undeniably a part of the Arthurian tradition. It is not a pretty story, nor does it accord with the general characterization of King Arthur as an ideal king, a man dedicated to peace who cares for the needs of his people.

King Arthur ordered a slaughter of innocents, and of his own son Mordred. Malory does not attempt to justify Arthur’s order, but he does provide a reason for his having given it. Merlin told him that the man who would destroy him “and all the londe” would be born on May Day. The motive for Arthur’s act could have been a desire to preserve his own life and thus protect his kingdom. The safety of a kingdom depends on the leadership of a strong, living king. It can also be observed that Malory’s Arthur chose a method of killing that at least partially displaces the responsibility for the consequences of his act. It is by “fortune” — and no man controls fortune — that the ship carrying the babies is wrecked on the shore. The method is chosen also avoids the blame attached to an act that a man performs with his own hands.  — King Arthur and the Massacre of the May Day Babies, Marie Nelson

Max Irons as King Arthur | [Alas, I took artistic liberty with the ages of the children for editing purposes]

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