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I made an infographic for unlocking the locational suits in Hitman 3/WoA:

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Hey @grippy3000 we’re talking about your post here on rdrama.net and thought you might like to join: https://rdrama.net/post/349105/marseymath

Also I decided to google it and your very premise that it’s ridiculous that biological males could be better at eating spicy foods;

I mean, I know the trans sports debate isnt actually ABOUT what you claim it is - that there isnt an advantage, isnt one that matters or that it’s a smokescreen for bullying transpeople - but rather an inability to handle people pointing out that there’s a male brain under all that surgery and hormones and that maybe the anime-watching gooner with a girldick actually isnt a real woman just because she plays Celeste (lol) but just wanted to clear that up with you

Then again the proof that transwomen are biologically male is the fact that no one defends women to the same extent the locomotives get a gaggle of chasers wanting to slurp on that neovag

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Im glad these people are miserable lmao

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Jews rock

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“Men literally have industries dedicated to their sexualities” -people who literally spent the past decade saying it was normal for men to be jacking off to 18 yo amateur porn artists because “sex work is work”

Literally playboy is objectively less harmful nowadays than dragon rape porn, that’s just a fact. Does playboy even HAVE nudity anymore?

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Fucking exactly lol. This idea of people getting buyer’s remorse about the parties they support is a ridiculous notion, and when they happily vote for the party again people will act surprised

Everybody loves that “I never thought the leopards would eat my face” meme but if you actually talk to the people who voted for the leopards-eating-faces party and then had their face eaten by leopards, most of them are just like “Okay, but if you look at the statistics a lot of people’s faces were eaten during previous regime as well”, or “The leopards only ate my face because of unrelated social problems we inherited from the prior government”, or “My face wasn’t actually eaten by leopards, you need to stop getting your news from biased media sources” or “Sure, voting for this party means that leopards ate my face, but have you seen the other guys?”

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Pre-october 7th media analysis was so quaint. Now this post would just be “here’s every picture the director and actress took with gal gadot”

whiteman

not human

infatuated with an uninterested and probably gay female protagonist who he is extremely dependent on

constantly feels inferior to the strong and powerful women around him

the moment he gets a taste of power he becomes a fascist

he especially loves exerting the newfound power over the strong and powerful women he now objectifies

female protagonist has to clean up after him

critique on entitled straight men but probably not straight

sexless but still horny

wheatley from portal or ken from barbie 2023

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Nah if your response to “i dont like communists” is “well you must be a nazi” then nah it’s just that youre a terminally online culture warrior that thinks that communist is a good thing and that you should use free speech to endorse terrible genocidal regimes that failed last century so long as they agree with YOUR personal economic policies. Also Rage Against the Machine’s lead guy cried when Disney gave him a “resistance patch” so when a literal Nazi company endorses you then you are just controlled opposition

You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.

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And now Mephiles does have more of a personality thanks to Shadow Gens, being an immature trickster with a fixation on Shadow because he desperately wants to exist

The Hardboiled Heavies don't have more personality than Mephiles, if anything they have less.

If that were true, Gunner wouldn’t have a nervous disposition.

If that were true, Magician wouldn’t be affable.

If that were true, Shinobi wouldn’t be doing this every single time he jumps.

If that were true, Rider wouldn’t show signs of being a thrill-seeking stuntwoman.

The Heavies show more character than Mephiles ever did through their animations alone. In a franchise that’s notorious for having villains with next-to-no personality, Mephiles merely being one of such examples, the Heavies are all the more refreshing and appreciated for having a little more to them.

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Yes brother you are horny

This tweet had me absolutely flabbergasted twice because I read this and I was like "Dame Aylin? The tall, blonde, supermodel demigoddess? How is she at all outside of the beauty standard? This is stupid" and then I scrolled down and there were a hundred replies by straight dudes who were calling her ugly and talking about anime women they prefer

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For context heres his moronic rant that “nothing in it resembled the games” aside from:

-sonic and tails having a brotherly relationship

-a hunt for a giant emerald

-snowboarding down a mountain

-entering a giant maze

-having to overcome a fear of drowning

-eggman tricking knuckles into fighting sonic

-eggman using the emerald to power a giant mech

-using a plane to reach eggman’s mech

-punching the gem out of him and becoming a golden god

-becoming a trio of heroes

-establishing GUN

What DID MovieBob say about the Sonic movies? That they're both terrible I assume?

Pretty much. Also said they shouldn’t have changed from the original movie Sonic design to appeal to “toxic fans”.

Also went on one hell of a Twitter rant because they deigned the box for the second movie to look like the Sega Genesis game box. And that’s a bad thing, somehow.

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I cant believe Orchard has unironic fans

Honestly, you saying that pretty much the only reason why any of Lily’s crappy, drama-mongering videos get popular in the first place is specifically BECAUSE she designs them with ragebaiting people into hatewatching them in mind is one of the most honest things I’ve ever heard a member of her personality cul-I mean audience say. Yes Mantabay, pretty much the entire reason for Lily’s success IS her being an extremely cynical outrage merchant frequently adopting the most contrarian opinions possible TO make people angry at her, and then crying whenever she gets exactly that kind of negative attention she wanted so much to begin with. But, unlike your lies, that’s what makes her videos so painfully BAD to watch and why Lily FAILS so fucking hard as a critic. Because the types of terminally online, anger obsessed rants that she tries to claim are video essays. AREN’T actually appealing to any normal people at all! Hell, even going outside once a MONTH is enough to fucking gate somebody out of the terminally online creeps and bigots that she makes her videos to directly appeal TO!

You’re angry at her for saying Spy x Family is an adorable anime and possibly the best in recent years? That Hamtaro is super cute and everyone should watch it? That it was wrong of Vivziepop to misuse voudou in Hazbin Hotel? That the netflix adaptation of A:TLA butchered a beloved childhood series? That Star Wars has done dirty its characters & actors of color for years? That Turning Red was a very fun movie that nailed its target audience? That SVTFOE had a bad ending? That the Harley Quinn show is as enjoyable as it is a wild ride? That Encanto was a simultaneously cathartic, heartwrenching film? That Pokémon should return to its roots and focus on gameplay more than 4 hours of cutscenes?

Those contrarian, ragebaiting opinions?

None of those are controversial. Those are extremely popular opinions. In fact, so popular that she’s now doing better than MovieBob. This evidently seems to bother you. Her success gets under your skin so much that the only way you can vent your hurt fee fees is to go running after anyone who interacts with her content.

I’ll bet dollars to donuts you’re one of the people who caused her to make her Steven Universe video public again. Your inability to stop frothing at the mouth over her made her money, didn’t it? She gave you the option to just leave her alone and it’d stay privated for good, but you just couldn’t help yourself. You’re that obsessed.

As entertaining as it is to know you hoisted yourself on your own petard this way, unfortunately none of this is going to make its way to your favorite woman in the world. I never make any effort to lead her to my blog, which means you’re screaming nonsense into the void. Isn’t that kind of sad?

Hey, but if you still want attention I can field more of your anonymous asks, since you’re too scared to attach your username to your apparently “normal” and not at all terminally online opinions. I’ll just respond only with the same reaction image over and over. ‘Cause there’s nothing else to say to you that you don’t already know.

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Ive always found “well actually people were scammed by misogyny and fascism to not want to vote for the Top Cop who sucked off the Cheneys and whose husband is a zionist wanting to hunt down college kids” to be a loveably retro argument

At least Clinton was a competent politician, her being evil is just a part of her competence. I can understand blaming misogyny and fascism because you have an evil regard and an evil smart person and they went for the regard

However to then go “well voters just didnt know fuck all about the economy” when they cant afford shit is like, well what did you expect them to act like? They should be happy rich people get more yacht money because that means the economy is great?

We’re going to hear a lot of stupid bullshit over the next few days/months/years about how Harris/the Democrats failed to win over men, or young people, or uneducated voters, or those worried about the economy, or whatever….but the truth is this: this country hates women and minorities; its citizens understand fuck all about the economy; and the people are incredibly susceptible to outright lies, scams and fascist values

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I love how the final post here is just a dude wanting his fetish for scarred women praised

This tweet had me absolutely flabbergasted twice because I read this and I was like "Dame Aylin? The tall, blonde, supermodel demigoddess? How is she at all outside of the beauty standard? This is stupid" and then I scrolled down and there were a hundred replies by straight dudes who were calling her ugly and talking about anime women they prefer

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Lily thinks Rebecca Sugar is one of those people btw

One thing that has eased a lot of political anxiety over the years has honestly just been accepting Moviebob's stance on 'people.'

A lot of my fellow leftists/liberals keep running themselves in circles trying to rationalize the actions of conservative voters.

"How could they ignore all the sexual abuse Trump has committed?"

"How could they ignore the coup?"

"Are they even paying attention?"

It's part of the long standing leftist fallacy of assuming The People are inherently good, and their actions are the result of businesses and politicians deceiving them and forcing them to believe things. That advertisements are literally mind control.

The truth is they're not. Republican voters are in favour of sexual assault against women. They are in favour of genocide. They are in favour of fascism. They are in favour of anything that hurts the minorities they hate, regardless of the effect on them. And they are in favour of these things eagerly.

Now you may wonder "Are they really that evil and stupid?"

Yes. They really are. They deserve neither your sympathy nor the VERY generous benefit of the doubt you consistently give them. If they all dropped dead tomorrow the world would be a much better place. The only rational move forward is to stop trying to "reach" them.

Shove past them.

Abandon them.

Leave them in the dirt of obsolesce where they belong.

Subvert them at every opportunity.

The better world waiting for us all is not one they should get to benefit from.

If they want to live in a dying, Heartland hellhole with crumbling infrastructure and rural decay, let them.

If they want to so thoroughly destroy themselves, let them.

Do not include them in a plan for a better tomorrow. Their absence from it is a prerequisite.

They are obsolete, primitive, and they do not matter.

You will find yourself with far less anxiety and far fewer headaches the moment you stop trying to get through to people who have already shown you how worthless and disposable they are.

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Media Literacy reminds me of that MovieBob tweet where he went "the next Smash should have Mario and Link look down on gamers in disappointment" and when that Iranian politician said "Americans have no real heroes, only fictional characters like SpongeBob and Spiderman". Anyway, shout outs to the fraud that created the "Thermian Argument" which plays a big part in "media literacy" discussion. AKA the same fraud that tried accusing some website of having horrible things… by being the one uploading such things to the site to begin with… And also knew about Jewwario being a groomer but covered it part, partially because he didnt want people he didn't like to be proven right.

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“Women look like women” is a funny thing when no one would play a game where you look like Moviebob or Lily Orchard

The last few years people have been losing their minds when women in video games have peachfuzz or cheeks, and is it just me or is this super confusing? Women look like women? Hello?

Moviebob summed it up nicely:

"There's this whole thing where hyper political gaming YouTubers throw tantrums when female characters don't look like anime jailbait."