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Took way to long to find this

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i want a boyfriend whose arms pop off like a gi joe

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if Draculaura can’t say it no one can

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Roy got burnt)

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Edward and Roy don’t have a found family relationship, not really. They also don’t just act like coworkers. Truth is, ed treats Roy like his mom/older sister’s (Riza) new shitty boyfriend

In this essay fanfic, I will

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Not to mention the Ed/Al ship, what do you mean siblings don’t act that way? First of all they do. But secondly even if it’s unrealistic it’s still incest?

Literally what the fuck is the appeal of Royed. It is like hey let’s take the actually healthy and appropriate dynamic Roy had with an entirely separate character and put it onto a like 15 year old boy who he has a power imbalance over. And make every piece about it extra sexual.

Pedophelia is bad, kids. We know that, right?? It’s important to me that you know that.

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Yall it’s a bump, how horny are we?

Is it just me or does that random Amestrian soldier have a fine ass

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still devastated about the Y2K edgelord to uni professor pipeline of this bitch

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tiny pillow for George 🐈

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Thinking about this guy that I dated that fucked me up and how I should've known he was a monster; he thought FMA 03 was the better one. 🫠

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(wo)man’s best friend 🐕

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ii think that the humble Chestnut is sooo cute i want to put a bow on her due to her charm ...

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I don’t wear shorts that often but I did earlier today and I realized how accessible Gods pussy *could* be

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How am i getting followers on here???? I haven’t posted in forever, how did you people find me?!

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By talos this cannot be happening

Me about to consume dairy after having two stomach aches in a 12 hour time period for the exact same reason

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Me about to consume dairy after having two stomach aches in a 12 hour time period for the exact same reason

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Story prompt:

You find the death note but not bothering to read the full terms and conditions decides to just use it as a contacts list to help keep track of all your friends and acquaintances phone numbers