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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 5 days ago
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Took way to long to find this
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 19 days ago
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i want a boyfriend whose arms pop off like a gi joe
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 20 days ago
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if Draculaura can’t say it no one can
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 1 month ago
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Roy got burnt)
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 1 month ago
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Edward and Roy don’t have a found family relationship, not really. They also don’t just act like coworkers. Truth is, ed treats Roy like his mom/older sister’s (Riza) new shitty boyfriend
In this essay fanfic, I will
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 1 month ago
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Not to mention the Ed/Al ship, what do you mean siblings don’t act that way? First of all they do. But secondly even if it’s unrealistic it’s still incest?
Literally what the fuck is the appeal of Royed. It is like hey let’s take the actually healthy and appropriate dynamic Roy had with an entirely separate character and put it onto a like 15 year old boy who he has a power imbalance over. And make every piece about it extra sexual.
Pedophelia is bad, kids. We know that, right?? It’s important to me that you know that.
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 months ago
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Yall it’s a bump, how horny are we?
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Is it just me or does that random Amestrian soldier have a fine ass
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 months ago
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still devastated about the Y2K edgelord to uni professor pipeline of this bitch
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 months ago
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tiny pillow for George 🐈
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 months ago
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Thinking about this guy that I dated that fucked me up and how I should've known he was a monster; he thought FMA 03 was the better one. 🫠
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 months ago
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(wo)man’s best friend 🐕
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 3 months ago
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ii think that the humble Chestnut is sooo cute i want to put a bow on her due to her charm ...
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 1 year ago
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I don’t wear shorts that often but I did earlier today and I realized how accessible Gods pussy *could* be
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 1 year ago
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How am i getting followers on here???? I haven’t posted in forever, how did you people find me?!
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 years ago
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By talos this cannot be happening
Me about to consume dairy after having two stomach aches in a 12 hour time period for the exact same reason
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 years ago
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Me about to consume dairy after having two stomach aches in a 12 hour time period for the exact same reason
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maybeyoushouldeatanegg · 2 years ago
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Story prompt:
You find the death note but not bothering to read the full terms and conditions decides to just use it as a contacts list to help keep track of all your friends and acquaintances phone numbers
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