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The burrito undateables

Mc: * leaves the house of ( burritos) lamentation

*Goes to rad*

* T poses *

Litteratly teleports 5 blankets on their hands

Mc: burrito?

The Undateables: Burrito.

Mc: evil laugh

Undateables: evil laugh

Mc: chokes

Le maroon burrito ( Diavolo ):

- happy burrito

- pushes himself to burritobarbs

- Ultra hyper plus max pro

- He and solomon can pass of the spinning wheel

Burritobarbs ( Barbietoes ) :

- stress burrito

- he and lucifer can talk about how its so stressfull

- " my lord please calm down"

- tries to stop lord diavolo and solomon from spinning like its the end of the world

Le teal burrito ( Simeon ) :

- comfy burrito

- stays with luke with their burrito forms

- asks mc to hand him some marshmallow for you, luke, and him to feast on

- best burrito boi

Le baby burrito ( Luke ) :

- He looks so cute kskskssk

- i need someone to draw him like this

- stays with you and simeon

- stays away from solomon and diavolo ( those spinning btches)

Le old burrito ( Solomon )

- s p i n n i n g b u r r i t o s q u a d

- someone stop them

- gets his mouth taped by mc

- he and diavolo has a plan to make spinning burritos

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The burrito brothers

Crack tbh litteral crack

Mc: i feel like doing nothing

Solomon: im gonna make a burrito

Everyone: Dont you dare.

Raphael: yes please.

*Light blub pops out of mc's head*

Solomon: tf

Mc: *rushes to the house of lamentation

* Is the speed*

Mammon: Finally a worthy opponent.

*Gets 7 different colored blankets*

Mc: ....

The Brothers: ...

Dont tell me-

Mc: yes.

* Wraps each one of them on blankets*

Le blue burrito ( Lucifer):

- is uncomfy

- i need to go do work >:(

- i dont have time for this mc

- i w a n n a s w i n g f r o m t h e

c h a n d e l i e r

Le yellow burrito ( Mammon) :

- comfy bish

- i dont need stupid cuddles human! >:(

- begs for cuddles any way

- dont ya go cuddling other burritos >:(

Le orange burrito ( Levi )

- bro is also comfy

- can i still play with this?

- is a good boi

- he looks like a sushi more than a burrito

Le green burrito ( Satan )

- can still read after getting his arms wrapped

- this is similar to that one episode on jack and the bean stalk. Where the giants wrap the humans into blah blah blah blah

- you ended up stuffing a burrito in his mouth

- bro said it was tasty but still angry after you shoved le burrito on his mouth

Le pink burrito ( Asmo )

- even as a burrito he is still ✨ P R E T T I ✨

- absolute queen tbh

- slays the blanket

- litteratly a yassified burrito

Le red burrito ( Beel )

- is calm about it

- he wants burritos now

- he also wants cuddles tho

- you feed him burritos while he's laying on his burrito form

Le purple burrito ( Belphie )

- doesnt care

- just sleeps

- when he wakes up he sleeps again

- lazy mf but still cute

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Mc turns into a cat

( Mammon Version )

( F! MC )

Mammon came home to the house of lamentation after spending time at the casino gambling his life while he goes to check on you because he suprisingly won a lot of money and was planning to buy you things you like because (he is a sweet bb)

He wants to show you about how he won today.

He kicks the door open and says the line " HEY HEY HEY THE GREAT MAMMON IS HERE!!"

Little does he know that what awaits him is a cat on mc's bed scratching almost everything it lands on.

Mammon pov:

Aww

Whatcha' doin' here cutie?

*Picks up the cat*

*Peppers kisses* ya maybe went into the wrong house? *Sees the ribbon attached onto the cats neck* Ohh! Ya must be mc's pet. Ya got sneaked in huh? Well atleast lucifer's grumpy ass wont find you here. That jerks busy doing some boring work. Ya know what.. I could really sell ya ... But what if mc gets mad at me?! I cant just let the human get mad at me! Speaking of mc... Where is she? ( Like i said it was f!mc. So i wrote it as she.)

End of mammon pov

After he finds out that you were the cat he litteratly screams his ass off and hides his blushing face.

- tsundere boi

- bro keeps bragging about he gets to hold you

- carries you all the time

- uses the excuse that he's your first man so he will be taking care of you until you turn back.

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Mc turns into a cat

(lucifer version f!mc)

Sorry this took so long. I didnt have motivation and im pretty busy so yeah.

When lucifer started walking down the stairs he new something was wrong. It was awfully quiet and his brothers werent getting reported and such. He also didnt get calls and questions from the demon prince and barbatos.

Lucifer pov:

*Sigh*. Its been awfully quiet.. i wonder where mc is? I need to pick up the papers i asked her to sign in.

*Opens d.d.d.*

Lucifer. Mc are you there? I need to pick up the papers.

Lucifer

Mc?

Lucifer

I can see youre online.

Lucifer

Dont make me come to your room.

Lucifer

1...

Lucifer

2...

Lucifer

3!

Mc pov:

I shouldve not ate that candy... I guess i got too curious..

*D.D.D notification*

Mc

Oh. Its Lucifer.

Lucifer. Mc are you there? I need to pick up the papers.

( I cant reply to him.. i dont know how to type with my paws!)

Lucifer

Mc?

(Im in real trouble..)

Lucifer

I can see youre online.

( Sht.)

Lucifer

Dont make me come to your room.

( OH NO NO NO PLEASE JUST NO)

Lucifer

1...

( AAAAAAA)

Lucifer

2...

Lucifer

3!

end of pov

Lucifer opens the door to see nothing but a cat on the bed side scratching your D.D.D

Lucifer: Hmm? Whats this? *Picks up cat* *looks at it*

You dont know what to do so you just sit there and look at his eyes.

"Meow!" You tried meowing at him but he seems to be focused at something.

I see. This is why you need to stop eating random things mc. Dont try to act like beel.

(This old fcking man-)

Lucifer *sigh*. You'll stay in my room for now. After this i will get the papers and then punish you for such behaviour.

- is annoyed but lowkey likes it

- actually worried about what happened

- scolds mammon for not watching you

- he loves ur floof darling

- stops satan from over reacting because soon enough he might get mammons hair color

- stressed granpie

- scolds you after but still cares about you so you have cuddles but you still need to be punished so get ready

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BAKING LESSONS CLEAN VERSION!!! There's not gonna be part 2 im so sorry- 😭😭😭😭

"First enchant the following spells written on the book." Barbatos said.

You did what he asked you and was suprised when you saw the ingredients floating around and making themselfs.

"Wow just.. wow.." you were speechless of what you just saw.

"Magic does get handy sometimes." Barbatos said chuckling to him self.

"Wait why is the flour-" *POOF*

You and barbatos stood there after the flour just landed on both of you.

"WAIT WHAT HAPPENED? WHY DID THE FLOUR FELL?!"

"Ah, i see. The time duration ran out thats why the flour fell."

"OMD! IM SO SORRY BARBATOS I DIDNT MEAN TO" you countinued apologizing to him but he keeps saying its ok since its your first time baking with him.

"Hey mc.. now that were covered in flour.. you dont mind if i asked you to take a quick bath with me in the shower?"

You were confused of what barbatos said.

" what do you mean barbatos?" You asked.

"I meant we should take a bath in the shower. Together."

You were blushing of what he said.

"Itll be easier and quicker that way. Do not worry. I wouldnt to things that would make you uncomfortable if you mind."

You agreed because ( you were a thirsty bitch) what barbatos said was right.

Minutes later after going on the shower, barbatos was asking you something.

"Hey mc.. i was wondering... why did you pick me to teach you to bake?"

You chuckled and said

" its because i trust you barbatos. I know it sounds weird but please just dont mind it."

You saw a slight pink colour forming on barbatos cheeks.

" can i tell you something mc?.."

" sure go on" you said smiling to him.

" ive been hiding this for a long time but.. i like you mc.."

You blushed at what he said.

"You.. really mean it?" You said still blushing at the new info you just learned.

"Yes. Of course i do. Infact, the moment you stepped on devildom. The moment i saw your beautiful face, your beautiful apperance, and your beautiful soul, i fell inlove as soon as that happened."

"Barbatos.." you were speechless of what he said.

" i.... like you too.."

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"I - i cant-.. hold f-for so long.." You cant really form words because of the pleasure youre currently feeling.

"B-barbatos s-sir, s-slow d-down..."

You countinued growling as he goes and eats you.

"I-i cant- take it anymore!" Your last words after another orgasm approached you.

"Mmm.. you taste very well darling. Tho im afraid you ran out of juices..." barbatos quote.

"Guess ill have to fill you again." He then held up your thighs up until your feet reaches your ear.

He unzips his zipper and countinues undressing until his pants are on the floor.

"Hold still while i line it okay?"

The last words he said after finally entering inside you.

You cant help but feel crazy about the third time you were getting pleasured by barbatos. "I heard.., you wanted me secretly,- ngh.. you... shouldve told me sooner love,- ugh.. so that i got to.. *flop* do this sooner.." he countinues pounding into you until he finally spills his seed deep inside your womb.

"... that was indeed fun."

A few minutes later he "taste tested" you again until you ran out once again and the scene just repeats-.

~~~~ T i m e s k i p ~~~~

" And the winner of todays baking contest is... MC!"

*crowd cheering*

Mammon: GO HUMAN! WHOOO!! DONT YA DARE FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY PRICE EHEHEHEH

*slap*

Mammon: OWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Lucifer: stop being noisy. I can hear you from the human world if only im in there.

Mammon: TSK! FINE. BUT HEY HUMA-

*punch*

Mammon: OKAY OKAY ILL STOP

~~~~ At the demon lords castle~~~~

Diavolo: i heard you won the baking contest at rad mc. Congratulations ahaha! You dont mind about me tasting the pastry you baked dont you?

Mc: of course not. It's my pleasure to make you try the foods i baked!

Diavolo: HAHAHAH very well then

* eats *

Diavolo: mm. Such a sweet treat. I see barbatos teached you well. Can you help me at my pap-

Barbatos: my lord you have a meeting at 2 in the afternoon.

Diavolo: aww. I see. See you next time mc! Ill be happy to taste more of your foods.

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After diavolo left, barbatos came up to you with a cake on his right hand.

"Congratulations on winning my love, as a reward, i baked you a cake to show my love for you. It has a special ingredient if you may ask."

You didnt know what he meant by that and just took the cake.

"Thank you barbatos. If you didnt teach me i wouldnt even win hahaha!

You took a bite of the cake and tastes something weird.

How does it taste?" Barbatos asked.

"It tastes kind of.. sweet? A little bit salty to be exact..."

"I see. As i expected. The special ingredient was a milk i have made by myself. Its a milk only i can produce."

You blushed after realizing what he meant by that.

"Do you mean.. you made a cake with your own.."

"That's right darling. I would like you to go with me to my room? I just wanna show you how i made it. And so.. for you to also taste it without the cake mix."

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"Mmm.." *pant* *pant* *pant* "haaaa..."

Barbatos was catching his breath while holding your back as he pushes you down on the kitchen table. He then kisses your neck and gently nibbles on it. You hiss at the feeling of his fangs biting at your neck.

"B-barbatos.. this is..." you cant form words right since he keeps his other hand on your mouth. Minutes after him marking his teritory on your neck, he slowly removes his clothes while gently caressing your face.

"Whos this pretty face belong to?" He asked smirking while taking off the tie he was wearing.

"Y-yours.." you coo

"Hmm.. good girl." He said after smacking your ass cheeks.

"A-ahh-"

"Shush your mouth. Who told you can go and be noisy like that? Now. Its time for the first baking lesson im gonna to teach you."

"Arch your back and hold your lega up until we finish."

"Barbatos.. i cant just do that.."

"I know you can love, just push up a little more. Ill help you incase you fall."

Barbatos said smirking. He was holding your hand while teaching you "how to bake" or in other words, mastrubat€.

He let go of your hand and started tying you up to the table.

"Push one finger inside you love then after that, roll them inside."

You did what he said and started inserting one finger inside.

"I-it hurts.." you say.

"Itll be gone after a few rolls. Just keep going."

After a few minutes of rolling your fingers inside, the pain flew away.

"B-barbatos.. it doesnt hurt anymore.."

"Good. Now push another finger inside."

You did what he said and pushed another finger. You cry at the feeling of your walls being streched by your own fingers.

"B-barbatos~" " I-it feels g-good.."

A few minutes after that you feel your climax coming.

"Barbatos! i feel something weird" A few seconds. There it goes. Your own climax created by you has washed all over your body. "H-haa..." you were out of breath after that.

"I suppose your finished my love. Now open your legs and let me taste test.

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You didnt know what you were thinking when you joined the baking contest at rad when you know you cant really bake since you dont know any recipes or even how to bake. Tho theres one demon you know that can help you. Barbatos. So you called him on your D.D.D just for a few minutes. He instantly agreed and called you to the demon lords castle to teach you a few recipes. This was your first ever baking lesson with him so you tend to be alot nerveous especially since you arent that close with barbatos.

" Ok lets see... oh. right here. " he said pointing to the book that was in the shelf.

"This will be our recipe book for the day mc."

You both went to market to buy the materials needed for baking.

" here mc. I wrote the whole shopping list we will be needing. Tho you need to be carefull on picking items at the market. Some of them are cursed or can make you sick." Barbatos warned.

After you both finished shopping, you both once again got to the demon lords castle to start baking.

"Okay. The first thing you got to do is hand me the spell book."

You were curious what spell booj he meant when you rememered what he said about the book you two were using.

"Spell book? I thought you said this was a recipe book" you ask barbatos looking confused as he just smile his way to you.

" Yes. I did say that. Its because we are gonna form spells to create the pastries mc. "

You looked shock when he said that to you.

" Oh sorry. i thought we were gonna make them by hands "

You scratch your head chuckling a bit.

"Its alright darling."

You were shocked on what he said to you.

"D-Darling?!"

"If thats okay for me to call you. If you feel uncomfortable, feel free to make me stop."

*Your dirty mind has entered exe.*

"Its okay i think.." you said blushing at the sudden nickname.

" i see. We should start baking now."

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"Phew. That was the first one done!"

" that was exhausting " you said building up more energy.

"Okay since we finished this. I think i should go home. I still have some projects to do so barbatos." You said smiling.

"Hmm. I dont know about that." He said leaning close to you."

It was only a few gaps between the both of you.

"B-barbatos.." you whispered.

Thats when both of your lips met in a sloppy mess.