i have no good jokes, I think about some blokes, most important, he woke
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Lucas Alan Cruikshank (born August 29, 1993) is an American actor and YouTube personality who created the character Fred Figglehorn and the associated Fred series for his channel on the video-sharing website YouTube in late 2005.[1] These videos are centered on Fred Figglehorn, a fictional six-year-old who has a dysfunctional home life and "anger management issues".Lucas Alan Cruikshank was born on August 29, 1993,[3] and raised in Columbus, Nebraska, where he attended Lakeview High School. He i
You’re such an ass you know that
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Everyone talks about being primal as if it’s a sexual thing but uk what’s primal?
Getting out of the shower and the first thing you do is take a piss like that shits primal
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My favorite part about being human is probably when I can communicate with my dog
Like I could be holding a sandwich and he’d jump up on my lap and doesn’t say anything but in my mind he’s telling me “give me le snack” and then I ask him if he wants a snack and he gets all excited and I feel like a genius, there’s a mutual bond being formed
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No u @randombitsofnothing
hey @maxxxhaxxx I love you
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Student: “so does the Spanish teacher speak Spanish or what?”
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Just walked into class and there was this girl complaining about how the “electricity isn’t on”
She was trying to charge her laptop via an extension lead and she asked me over to take a look at it
Naturally I walk over to help only to find that she has the extension lead plugged into itself and then I wonder why the fuck I bother going to private school
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Le toí
#cringeycaptions#who is this#whhent no this is patrick#stopitgetsomehelp#I like everyone other than myself#sike#I like me moore#did y'all see that pun#haha#i need sleep
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My sense of humour
Friend: *tells a really well constructed and thought out joke*
me: *doesn't even smile*
Cian: *misspells went*
me: WHEEZE
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