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No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

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face of a man who has known sorrow

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This is the last social media platform where u can be ugly and in a foul mood

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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

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Really cool day at the rainforest cafe

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did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

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I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

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wait what did grimes do

Manic Pixie Eva Braun

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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goodbye