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My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
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sanders sides au where they all switch *roles* and Logan becomes Morality, Roman becomes Logic, Virgil becomes Creativity and Patton becomes anxiety and they are like “Wow this is so different and I feel so weird” and Patton’s just like “Did we switch yet?”
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Fun fact: a character doesn’t have to be a good person to be a good character.
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everyone is dead - internally or otherwise - and only after he's dead does Roman realize just how much he screwed up
The worse the explanation, the better.
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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
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Aristotle’s Modes of persuasion: Logos Pathos & Ethos
And all of the boys together! I really had fun doing this one, messing with clothes designs and coming up with fitting details, thank you for all the support I got on those pieces
| Logos | Pathos | Ethos |
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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
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NEW SONG: “ A Gay Disney Prince - A Musical Parody feat. @JonCozart“ ✨ This was a ton of fun to make and I hope you all enjoy! https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0
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“Suddenly, the whole world goes dark and nothing else matters except the person standing in front of you.” - Rue
@thatsthat24 you are absolutely stunning ✨
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NEW SONG: “ A Gay Disney Prince - A Musical Parody feat. @JonCozart“ ✨ This was a ton of fun to make and I hope you all enjoy! https://youtu.be/m7yiHF1EiQ0
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