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Southern older!mommy!Wanda

I literally just had this thought and she would be so doting even before you guys are in a relationship. She would think everything you do is just absolutely adorable and you could never do any wrong in her eyes. And and she would call you “darling” in the sweetest southern accent, that would make you want to drop on your knees for her at the very moment 😣🤭

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Just watched the last two episodes of youbg sheldon.

Havent cried like that in awhile at a tv show good god 😭😭😭

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If the economy allowed it I'd drop out to be a house wife

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When you're girlfriend falls asleep on you you got two options.

Scroll on your phone while she naps or lay there silently and wait til she wakes up bc you forgot your phone in the other room

You just do not disturb her beauty sleep.

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♪ Some of that magic ♪ I see it in your eyes ♪ Some of that magic ♪ You’re meant for the sky ♪

BOB’S BURGERS

S13 E22 Amelia

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Amelia Earhart in Hawaii at the the Royal Hawaiian Hotel during the 1930s.

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I was in the bathroom of a pretty fancy place. Abd i hear these two girls debate wheather to do blow or not.

"I dont wanna do it"

"Well me neither EMMA but now we're here, so lets go!"

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The way my drunk ass goes full autism. Juste cleaned the whole apartment. Did the dishes and my skincare routine. My girlfriend was like "did you even drink??? Yeah im sloshed but i still gotta do my routine

Drunk in a slutty dress watching a gay man sass a bartender and i got 1% battery

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Drunk in a slutty dress watching a gay man sass a bartender and i got 1% battery

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A movie where scarlett johansson is in a military uniform you say? Yes please. And she's a lesbian???!

Gotta go 🏃🏻‍♀️check this isnt april fools...

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nothing important to say just that i drew these during the weekend and that i finished playing rdr yesterday i'm devastated

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Weird choices were made with this film but my god did renee do an incredible job

Id probably sell an organ just to have her be mean to me like thats barely an exageration

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Just a random idea.. 🤌🏻✨

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I'M ON MY FUCKING KNEES NOW

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Rewatching wynonna earp (melanie scrofano still hot as ever) and realised it came out the same year i did and its been 8 years since my selfloathing lil closeted gay self watched this for the first time

thats honestly making me nausous

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No matter how old i get when a hot older female proffessor gives me a compliment im back to kicking my legs and giggling like the silly little homosexual i am

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So just got my silly little exam back, I'll admit i gave it like 50% but tell me how i managed to quote the wrong book and now i have to do a re-sit my lord

I also got a whole ass research paper to write that is just chilling in the background and tomorrow im donating blood which is irrelavant but like my life is a bit silly