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HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

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a level of dramatic i aspire to be

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first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

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Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

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Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

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“yee ha.”

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I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

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FIRST NAME

Bitch

MIDDLE NAME E

LAST NAME

CHEESE

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It’s Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives.

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