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4th person pronouns??

I saw a video somewhere about a reddit post about that a kid in class was talking with a teacher and said something like "Chat can you believe this?"

OP said something about how 'chat' was used as a fourth person pronoun.

YouTubers refer to their audience as viewers and subscribers without seeing them but knowing they're there. In that case, would 'viewer' and 'subscriber' be fourth person pronouns as well?

I looked up to see if there were fourth person pronouns and I found this:

It talks about the collective use of fourth person pronouns such as: We, Us, and Ours. Along with the indefinite use: One, One's, Oneself, Somebody, Anybody.

With this information I believe that Chat, Viewer, and Subscriber, are fourth (or maybe fifth??) person pronouns.

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I love and respect The Unknown and I hope he steals all of Willy Wonka's chocolate.

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Music in the Woods (A short story)

This is a short story I wrote. A small trigger warning: There is a bit of gore at the end. (Idk anything about trigger warnings so please let me know)

One evening, a young man was walking on a trail with his dog in the woods. While walking, the dog stops in its tracks and stares off into the distance, away from the trail. The man tried to get the dog to continue walking but the dog wouldn't budge. Even bribing the dog with a treat from the man's pocket didn't make the dog lose focus from staring deep into the woods.

The man sighed and decided to walk toward where it was looking. Finally, the dog moved forward. The two carefully walked deeper into the woods. 

As they got deeper into the woods, the man heard music getting louder with each step. He was scared and confused so he took out his phone to record the strange situation his dog is putting him through. The recording starts, showing the man's face as he explains to the camera what happened.

Meanwhile, the dog pulls his owner towards the location of the sound. After recording for about five minutes, the dog stops and sits, still staring forward. The man complains about how loud the music is, surprised that his dog isn't phased by it. The man looks around his surroundings, trying to find where the strange music is coming from but it doesn't get louder or quieter in any direction. Then the man looks down and sees the dog start digging.

He sets his phone up against a nearby tree, still recording. The man kneels next to his dog and digs. The music gets louder again and the man yells at his camera that the music sounds like an old ringtone, similar to his grandmother's.

They continue to dig at the ground for about a minute then stop. The dog sits back, looking down into the hole and the man picks up the device that caused the loud music, a cell phone. The music then stops and the dog looks up at the man, tilting its head in confusion.

The man's face glows once he turns the phone on. His face pales and his eyes go wide. The recording on the man's phone glitches out, making it impossible to see what’s happening.

Once the video becomes clear, the ringtone is louder than before. The once sitting dog is floating about a foot off the ground, limp, possibly unconscious. Still on his knees, the man's head is turned backwards, mouth gaped open, wider than a normal human mouth should, and what appears to be blood pours out of his eyes.

The recording glitches and goes back to normal again. The music becomes a high pitched ringing, the dog is nowhere to be seen, and the young man is decapitated with his head floating above the rest of his body.

End of recording.