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Kinda wish I could get am entirely new wardrobe but alas... monies

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perliculture is so advanced. i thought those fun-shaped “freshwater” coin pearls were fakes or cut to shape but they really get mussels to grow these

some look messier than others with thicker nacre but even the neat ones occasionally have nacre bumps.

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

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we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day

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this is how i feel about any Warriors character

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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner

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I just went to what might be the nicest petco I’ve ever been to (super nice enclosures, very active and healthy animals) and met this starfish. This isn’t sped up. He was actually going this fast.

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Adult birthdays are like yeah this sucks but at the end of it you can sit alone in your car and scarf chicken strips and sprite and blast music so in a way its all worth it

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Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

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the fact😤👏🏼that there isn’t😓❌ a white rose emoji⚪️ and only a red🔴 is obviously lancastrian🌹propaganda📜😡 you thought❓😔 the wars of the roses 🥀🤴🏻ended at the battle of bosworth field?🗡🛡 think again 🤯🗣 yorkists👑📣 we rise🙌🏽💯 at dawn☀️👊🏼

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i originally just made chekovs but i decided to go through and do the rest of the crew too