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Chiltern Classics
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)
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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"
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“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“
LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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