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the Horrors probably could’ve been avoided if they just tried the Medicine Drug
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i'm in five pebbles, some guy tells me to kms and i'm like, whatever, i guess it's worth a try.🤷♀️ so i crawl into this cave to kms like he told me to and this fuckin ASSHOLE WORM stretches me into udon and like, ok, could have been more gentle but thanks ig.🤦♀️ so i keep swimming down but- wtf? there's WAY too many of me! i guess i'm sperm now? i guess this is just what's happening?? whatever, may as well play along...!🙄 finally though, i see the light, and what's this? a bunch of assholes living in MY tree!? gtfo! that's MY home get out!!
overall don't recommend u kys it was NOT a good experience...😒
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BREAKING NEWS
I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!
LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!
...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...




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The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is
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re: this post, i think u should make them even simpler. as simple as possible i wanna see how minimalist you can get before they turn into loss

tinys!
did you just say loss

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mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU
me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling
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