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Incredibles 2 (2018) | dir. Brad Bird

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MAYBE FOR YOU...

But for the rest of us he’ll be remembered for: 

AND:

PLUS, all the charities he has brought awareness to and helped raised money for. 

Benedict Cumberbatch will be remembered for so much more than just being Sherlock Holmes. 

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“Now, think of the happiest things. It’s the same as having wings.”

Colors of Disney — Part 2

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Me at Applebees trying to drink my 13th bahama mama

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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE BEST PROTAG INTRODUCTION

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We Had Women Photoshopped Into Stereotypical Comic Book Poses And It Got Really Weird

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My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language. (Insp)

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a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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50 days of frary: Day 4

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My human anatomy teacher was talking about bone healing and when you break a bone it typically will heal stronger

So I look him in the eyes and say “so what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful?”

And he looks back at me and says, with the softest voice he could muster, “please do not no”

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You’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you

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