mattx13
i'm just a hunka hunka burning self loathing!
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i'm ace! [27] (icon and sidebar image by @omnimatter!) this is where i put all my junk and dog pics. feel free to ask for pictures of MY dogs anytime :)
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mattx13 · 12 hours ago
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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
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mattx13 · 16 hours ago
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my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw
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mattx13 · 1 day ago
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he always does this (dialogue by @divorcedfiddleford )
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mattx13 · 1 day ago
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another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!
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mattx13 · 1 day ago
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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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(via (1) 柴犬チャーミー on X: “今これ👅 いつの間にか移動してちょろりしてた https://t.co/v6RHUsHSPx” / X)
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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mattx13 · 2 days ago
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stop putting touchscreens in cars and get to the features people actually want: oscillating vent fans, visors that move automatically to block the sun, and the ability to fire red koopa shells at people who change lanes without using their turn signal
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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youtube that is a big question
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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mattx13 · 3 days ago
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mutuals to have 3-5 hour coffee dates with
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