mattx13

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can i be your apprentice?

@failure-wizard

i have to tell you the name is not encouraging

[mattx13]

What are some things that turn on?

did u forget the word ‘you’ or do u really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me

[mattx13]

this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

[mattx13]

abogagos……..

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,

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getting a note on a super old post

[mattx13]

(1) 【ビーグル（beagle）犬との暮らし】 on X: “秘密基地は、みんな作るでしょ🐶 https://t.co/xbfkavQtld” / X

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man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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[mattx13]

just cast the fire spell. dip shit

[mattx13]

i made you a sandwich

[mattx13]

when demyx calls sora a traitor in kh2 and sora switches from this kook’s not even worth a fight to I have to kill this guy right now immediately. I want him dead. I want every organization member dead. Who wants to die by my hand next. And donald and goofy are just watching from behind mildly annoyed like sora can you stick a pin in whatever new mental illness this is we have to help our friends