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Unmute !

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great work everyone

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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

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i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis

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tippy taps

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(Man playing song, misses a note, expletive, goes on with the song)

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“Whoa, check out Dave’s stick” 

(Source)

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Y’all already know it’s 4 pm time for your daily dose of giving me serotonin through tiktok engagement

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finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

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homochromia is when ur eyes are both the same color heterochromia is when ur eyes are different colors from each other

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shout out to the doctor who looked at my physical results and said 'you will live to 100!' and then looked at my mental health results and said '...if you want to'

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the fact that we’re apes is SO funny… i can calculate how many parsecs away a nebula is based upon its apparent magnitude for a fun little brain exercise. i also feel depression and existential ennui if my curtains are shut for too long because my brain has a 45000 year old creature in it who feels that darkness holds too many unknown threats 

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