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gonna be inactive for a while. got caught by lp (no police report thank god) and got the shit beaten outta me by my parents. wasnt even that bad and its so silly that this is the thing that made me relapse. but yeah, i gotta not do this for a while, if ever again i dont know. im more scared of my parents than lp.

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kinda went crazy today and last night loll

everything shown (besides what I payed for, highlighted in green) comes out to about 125 dollars. There was some undergarments I didn't count but I'm not putting my underwear on the internet lmao

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GUYS I LIFTED THAT SAME DUCK STUFFED ANIMAL??? MY LITTLE GUY!!!

💚💚💚

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reblog this post if ur a liftb1r anti >:(((((((

jk lol happy april fools y'all! may your hauls be plentiful even as we leave behind coat weather

(as usual, reblog if ur active on liftb1r april 2024 🌷)

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winning !!

edit: stuff I forgot

it's mall time again babeyyyy (just me n my sisters, hopefully the little one is more cautious than last time, she only got away w/o consequences cuz shes cute)

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it's mall time again babeyyyy (just me n my sisters, hopefully the little one is more cautious than last time, she only got away w/o consequences cuz shes cute)

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w store trip

the masks that aren't hello kitty are for my sisters cuz their birthdays are coming up yayyy :3

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any outfit is punk if you steal it just saying

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in support of growing popularity of baby hauls

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loll i got a lil cocky but nobody said anything sooo (my tote bag was FULL)

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l!fted some stuff today :3 will show later tho cuz im eepy

also gonna throw in something that wasnt at the same time just bcuz

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IT'S MARCH!! reblog if ur on liftb1r march '24

i usually write a little monthly themed thing but idk what holidays we celebrate in march lol...l1ft something east3r themed i guess? b00st and donate to ur local bunnies 🐇

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dollar tree from a few days ago lol

also femboy ass sheets

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don't any of you dare apologize for not lifting or not posting or small hauls, or anything like that because at the end of the day, the only goal this community has is for everyone to be safe and happy at the expense of corporations and whatever you have to do to have that, I want that for you

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lol i wish i had a car so i could just drive places and steal

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LOL WRONG BLOG GUYS SORRY

out of context it sounds horrible but it's a comic y'all should read it, johnny the homicidal maniac