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Really gotta love how taxon is conflating "enjoys anthro designs and/ or has a costume of a cute animal" with "actually I wanna fuck real animals". Like, good god bitch I know you're not old enough to remember the shit we went through in the old days of the internet because of shit like this. I thought we were over this discussion since 2010 on deviantart

Girl, go collab with that hypnotist sappho chick if that's what you want "being a furry" to be so badly.

The rest of us are going to be drawing our fursonas going to therapy after seeing the shit she posts.

Honestly, no wonder she defended lily so much. They're into the same shit

I think we all need to be in a furry group therapy session after this shit.

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Hey. HEY.

Listen to me very carefully.

ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES CHILDREN OR ANIMALS IS NOT AND HAS NEVER BEEN A "KINK"!!

Do NOT let these people co-opt actual kink and sex positivity to convince you that PARAPHILIAS, which are DISORDERS, are the same thing as grown adults who want to wear pup masks and consensually whip each other! It is not, and having the two conflated so strongly harms not only the potential victims that may fall into these people's orbit, it also harms innocent fucking kinksters by spreading the idea that kink is inherently predatory.

It is not.

Your paraphilias are not fucking kinks.

We do not claim you and you know damn well you would be blacklisted from every legitimate kink group if you tried spreading this disgusting shit. The kink community RECOGNIZES YOU AS DANGEROUS and that's why you're only surrounded by other dangerous individuals. You're predators that kinksters quietly or overtly block and warn others about.

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Kiwi Farms is a horrible place. Why are you using it as a source?

Uh buddy, if the information can be independently confirmed to be accurate the source doesn't fucking matter.

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Idk why, even tho I know they can use magic, but it never hit me that they could turn into actual hellhounds x3

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finn stop finding new blorbos challenge

( pro/ship dni, also no spoilers please )

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party animals 🐾

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pirate au … and little comic :3

I named the protagonist lettuce…… Ignore that ……

Metaphor spoilers under Heere

in this au more is still alive and will is pretty sheltered (him strohl and louis are childhood friends.. dont ask me howbthat happened) He ends up getting kidnapped by louis’s pirate crew or whatever

he dyes his hair blue and Tweaks when his natural hair grows in thats what the comic is about

I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN AUS IN A WAY THAT DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL STUPID BUT THIS IS JUST A SILLY SOMEWHAT UNSERIOUS AU :3

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Belinda Morningstar 🐍

Belinda and her younger sister Charlie are very similar, visually and characteristically, so here are some differences:

Belinda’s kindness is more conditional. She doesn’t regard sinners with the same generosity Charlie does. She’s not cruel, but she does not trust them enough to show her compassionate side. She’s cool towards them.

She finds comfort in performing her assigned role. She values her royal duty more than Charlie. In this way, you could say she’s more traditional. She’s had a lot of practice as the crown princess of hell, and it shows.

Charlie resembles Lucifer more, physically, and personality-wise. Belinda is more like Lilith. She has her mother’s ability to assess a situation before interacting, whereas Charlie is more of an act-now-assess-later person. Belinda thinks things out. She has a reputation to maintain, after all.

She’s more willing to use the immense power she inherited. She’s one of the most powerful beings in hell—why wouldn’t she flex it a bit? Charlie is neither feared nor respected. Belinda is both. She does not hesitate to put disrespectful subjects in their place.

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Songbird sized.. 🤏💖

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Just wanted to make this reference.

Palette - @angeutblogo 

Goth - @nekophy

I should probably credit James.. - @theodd1sout

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Wild Robot AU doodles ✨

Rozzum Lucifer is very expressive- so are his daughter duck and annoyin roomate/co-parent fox💅

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The Seven Deadly Sins

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"I Am The Real Mastermind!"

If Satan dares, let him say it to Lucifer's face. 😜🤣✌️

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Silent Screams AU: Pre-Trial Jitters

A little snippet of a rewritten scene in Welcome To Heaven that will eventually make its way into my Silent Screams fic

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"Beelzebub in the hotel bitches!" Beelzebub would shout after she kicked in the doors to the hotel open, though was met with silence as no one was there. "Talk about being under booked. I would've thought Charlie had this place completely booked right now."

"It was ground zero for an all out Exorcist attack which Adam died in. I wouldn't be surprised if sinners and demons alike were avoiding this place like the plague. Heaven will retaliate for what happened here," Satan said as he walked in behind Beelzebub.

"I'd call them a bunch of cowardly bitches, though I guess your average sinner or demon is as ready to throw down with angels." Beelzebub had personally be waiting eons to pick a fight.

"None of us should be. I know you ain't their biggest fan, though a war is the last thing any of us need. They've stuck to only sinners and any demon stupid enough not to bail out of the Pride Ring before Extermination starts. Let's just focus on the meeting." Satan didn't need to deal with that right now.

"Yes, thank you so much. I'll make sure someone is here tomorrow to sign off for the order. Have a wonderful day in Hell," Charlie said cheerfully as she walked into the foyer and hung up the phone. The princess then looking to see two familiar faces.

"Auntie Bee!" Charlie shouted as she ran over to Beelzebub, basically tackling her with a tight hug though didn't budge the other of course. "Dad said you and the others were going to visit, though I didn't think it'd be this soon. I'm so happy to see you after such a long time."

"Apple Pie!" Beelzebub would return the hug with all four of her arms. Only letting go when Charlie did. "I'm glad you're dad actually remembered to tell you we were coming, and I didn't come empty handed." The Gluttony Sin snapping her fingers as a gold bracelet with a honey comb that had her sigil on it appeared and floated over to the princess.

Charlie gasped in excitement at the gift, grabbing it out of the air and putting it on. "I love it Auntie Bee. I can't wait to show Vaggie. Thank you!" The princess would hug Beelzebub again which was returned. She then turned her attention to the other Sin. "Uncle S, how have you been? Nice and calm I hope."

"I've been doing well Little Apple. That anger management instructor you suggested has really been a help, even hired them on part time. This was their day off. I also took up mediation like you suggested." Satan had tried to hire Yogirt on full time, though they turned it down as they want to help as many people as possible get over their anger.

"I'm so glad to hear that. Maybe we can mediate together before you go back to Wrath." Charlie could use the time to catch up with Satan and what he's been doing. "Oh, though I guess I should offer to have someone take your luggage," the princess said before noticing they didn't have any. "You didn't pack anything?"

"Me and Satan just use magic to summon whatever we need. Easier than dragging suitcases around. I'll teach you a few spells before I leave as it's a real handy trick. Makes losing things nearly impossible." Beelzebub should seriously put a summon spell on the keys to her apartment.

"That does sound super handy Auntie Bee. Let's hope I pick it up fast." Charlie could use the spell whenever she misplaces her phone. Speaking of which it would ding as she got a text which she check. "Oh, I gotta go. The plumber is here to make sure all our pipes are good. It was so nice to see you guys again." The princess would give Beelzebub another hug before looking at Satan. Holding her arms open as she knew he wasn't much of a hugger.

"You know you're the only person who can hug me." Satan doubt he could even summon the will power to refuse hugging Charlie. The Wrath Sin getting tackled hug as soon as he said that before he watched the princess run off. "Looks like she's doing a lot better after her mom disappeared."

"I ain't surprised. Charlie's always been a tough kid so I knew it was only a matter of time before she bounced back. Anyway, I'm going to try and hunt Luci down. See how he's been doing. If you happen to see him try not to burn the place down getting pissed off."

"My temper isn't as bad as it used to be, though I do intend to give Lucifer a piece of my mind for being go for so long." Satan would make sure to keep his cool as he didn't want to destroy Charlie's hotel after all the effort she put to rebuild it.