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NEW METAPHOR OC !!!! it's meadow's dad :3 had to draw these traditionally cause someone was using my laptop. it was fun tho.

just got all these ideas today, ive been in a real meadow lore mood. they finally got a last name too! meadow ambrose! theres a watercolour drawing and a lil silly comic too

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I just want to draw these two sharing peaceful time together

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When the tank covers your party so they can bop out to some island tunes (I am almost finished with Metaphor Refantazio and it's been a really fun game. I love all the cute characters that join your party!)

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Dreamless dreams

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they call them the meta four

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I will forever love the idea that Will, later in his life, learns how to conjure his fantasy self again. Because now you have two Wills running around and causing chaos. You'd think that he might have his magla self try and help with all the proposals and what not he has to deal with as the King, but nope!

They're both regularly gone from the palace, wandering around Grand Trad to listen to the voices of the people and see who needs helping at any point.

You know there are rumors about the King having a twin or something of the sort once people get more used to Will's appearance and sort of know what their king looks like. And then suddenly a very similar elda with a different haircolor suddenly turns up and wanders about Grand Trad.

The Partians are losing their mind. How do they have two Kings and neither wants to do their job.

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Being high compassion low empathy is funny as hell. "I care so much about how you’re feeling inside your head. Unfortunately I wouldn’t know what that is if there were a gun pointed at mine"

And that's Charlie Magne Morningstar. Also to an extent, me from real life.

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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I LOVE it when Professor Layton does this grin it's so fucking adorable!!!

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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the family liberals want:

butch lesbian gambling addict mom

gay evil dad

nuclear bomb child with blue hair and pronouns

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Some strowill doodles ♡

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bunch of baby ducks

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These cat boys made me weep

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despite everything

(pro/ship dni)

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the whole tiktok situation is EXACTLY why media literacy and education on propaganda is so important. the notifications about tiktok going down and then coming back use VERY propagandistic language, and with a literal fascist coming into power in the us tomorrow we need to be even more critical of the information we’re consuming and stay on the lookout for political stunts like this