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Harleen “I Have A PhD, Motherfucker” Quinzel

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Our apologies

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Last Airbender: *shows Azula having a severe mental breakdown after finally tasting defeat after a lifetime of her dictator father manipulating her into becoming the perfect model for a throne responsible for centuries of genocide

8-year-olds watching Nickelodeon that day:

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Lo mas gracioso es que incluso sus conpañeros estaban en shook xDD

the varying levels of shock here..... excellent.

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“But if... just if... that moment comes for you... that... will be the moment volleyball hooks you.”

🌙 Haikyu!! Chapter 163/s03e04 - Moon’s Halo

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some good advice!! i like how genuine shigure can be when hes not putting on his ‘fatherly’ persona

right here he isnt doing a bit, hes just really trying to make her feel better

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ZUTARA + PARALLELS:

They circle each other in an eternal dance; they balance each other. Push and pull. Life and death. Good and evil. Yin and yang…

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He’s the one who’s been a real father to me.

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Y QUE DESPUÉS SALGA CON UN AHREEE KAKDKDKOSMZKSKS

Now that Oikawa is in fact in Argentina and I suppose he knows at least how to speak Argentina Spanish,,,,,,, imagine him calling you nice and clingy spanish nicknames like bomboncito or corazón OR MI REYNA ahre

Or when he gets kinky nasty he just dirty talk to you in spanish like "Te gusta pUTITA"

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Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred

Appa: DIE BITCH

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Gullfoss. South Iceland.

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so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

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inosuke receiving affection/praise is good for the soul

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He really loves the Snorlax pillow …