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Kisumai Radio [2014.08.06] Kitayama is 16 years old.

Ki: We get older so quickly...

T: They're heavy for you, those words.

Ki: Me?

T: Mm...

Ki: I'm, you know, my heart is still 16!

T: Yeah... Everyone says that... 

Ki: Eh?

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Kisumai Radio [2014.07.30] Tamamori dreams of hitting on girls at the beach.

T: I wanna go to the beach! Did you go yet?

Ki: Me? Yeah, I did.

T: You did?

Ki: Yeah, yeah.

T: You did!

Ki: Went to the beach~ Haven't you gone yet?

T: Well, I went there, but I didn't swim.

Ki: So what did you go there to do?

T: Erm...

Ki: To hit on people?

T: No no no no no. I want to, but-

Ki: Tamamori-san, did you go there to hit on people?

T: I want to, if only I could~

Ki: You want to?

T: Hitting on people... Don't you dream about doing that?

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Kisumai Radio [2013.08.28] Unsurprisingly, Miyata used to spend his summers watching anime.

M: When I was a kid, during summer break I went to a video rental store with my mom, and made her rent the entire Dragon Ball series, or Doraemon, at once. And then, during summer break, I'd watch it all.

Ki&S: ...

Ki: You should play outside during summer break!!

M: No no no, if it's summer break, you either play through all of Final Fantasy, or watch entire anime series.

S: No!

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Kisumai Radio [2013.09.18] Miyata probably thinks Tama saying stupid things might be the cutest thing ever.

M: Well, we have different colors, the three of us (for DREAM BOYS JET). Tama is red, Senga is blue, and I'm yellow. And then, Tama would say, "Oh, aren't we red, blue and yellow? ♪"!  You're so cute, you idiot! Isn't that a cute story?

T: Isn't it pretty normal?`

2: "Aren't we red, blue and yellow~ ♪"

T: No, you don't have to say that, you'd notice just by looking!

T: And I don't talk in a foolish way, like that!

M: No, no, you do, but you don't realize it yourself.

2: But that's cute too!

T: No really, do you have to tease me like that?

2: You're a prettyyy booy!

M: Say something cute!

T: HUH?!

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Sexy Zone no Qrzone [2013.10.17] Marius did fly when they were in Okinawa. He did.

Fuma: We flew, with water, didn't we?

Marius: We did! It was so fun~

Fuma: That was really fun.

Marius: I boasted about it to my friends.

Fuma: Ah... But Marius didn't actually fly that high.

Marius: I did!

Fuma: See, if you say that, he gets angry.

Marius: But, the staff said it too, that I flew high!

Fuma: Yeah, yeah, it was amazing!

Marius: Thank you ♪

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Kisumai Radio [2011.12.29] The boys end the year as girls.

Ki: Since this was the last broadcast of 2011, is there anything you haven't said yet? Our two onee?

2: No~

S: But this character was just made today~

2: I want Kisumai to get known by more people!

S: Yes, really~

2: We're counting on you!

Ki: Is that so? Takako and Kenko, it was nice to meet you.

2: That's all from Takako and

S: Kenko!

Ki: I feel like there's a lot of things I still want to say.

T: Yeah... 

Ki: Tama-chan, do you have anything?

T: Things I have yet to say?

Ki: In 2011 we had our debut, too.

T: Umm, yes, Tamako thinks-

Ki: Another onee!

2: When did you come back home?!

T: I'm home~

Ki: Are you three siblings?

S: We met 3 years ago, right?

T: Yes, long t-t-time no see~

S: Is there anything you want to say?

T: Please continue following Kisumai!

S: The ordinary, huh~

Ki: This has been the Kisumai Radio of the week-

2: Kitako!

Ki: With this greeting, we have reached the end of this broadcast.

KiST2: Have a good New Year!

Ki: ...Isn't this bad?

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Sexy Zone no Qrzone [2013.09.26] Shori and Fuma take a "personality test" involving underwear.

Shori: In the middle of a date, it suddenly started raining. What was the colour of the umbrella you bought? And when you held it out to your girlfriend, how did she react? So colour, and your girlfriend's reaction.

Fuma: So, what, oh this is one we make up?

Shori: Yes, we make it up. I was a bit surprised too. It's one we make up. ... Color? I'll go with, hmm, a (see-through) vinyl umbrella.

Fuma: I immediately thought of light blue. Light blue, and..

Shori: What kind of reaction...

Fuma: When I hold it out...

Shori: Okay, then, I'll say she got happy.

Fuma: Mine said something like "oh, sorry, sorry, thank you".

Shori: Okay so, the answer is... The colour is the colour of underwear you want to try wearing.

Fuma: I've never worn light blue underwear!

Shori: And the reaction is your girlfriend's reaction when she sees them. ... Which means that I'd wear vinyl underwear?

Fuma: And your girlfriend is really happy about it.

Shori: Really happy about it... 

Fuma: Vinyl underwear...

Shori: That's gross.

Fuma: Nasty...

Shori: Very unlikely. I don't think so.

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Kisumai Radio [2013.10.02] Yokoo does what should never be done.

Y: So the next time, Sengo- ah, Senga Kento-

F: Wait, did you just say "Sengo"? You messed it up into "Sengo"?

S: That you would mess up my name...

F: Thank you very much.*

S: I find it hard to say "Thank you", since he messed up my name.

F: Wataru, do you understand the magnificence in this?

Y: Huh?

F: That you'd call an important member that's been with us for so long "Sengo"... Isn't this terrific?

S: I'm surprised! You didn't mess up when talking about animal facts, but my name... What is this?

F: It's just 3 syllables!

S: Sengo Kento...

F: Sengo Kento, that's just terrible!

*Reference to Yokoo's radio corner, in which he reads a difficult sentence fast, and when he messes up the present members say "thank you very much" and end the corner.

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KAT-TUN style [2010.12.30] Maybe Koki thinks a bit too high of their radio show.

Junno: The soccer world cup!

Koki: Yes yes yes, watched it, watched it.

Junno: Happened in June. The soccer world cup held in South Africa, in which Spain won for the first time! Japan was in the finals tournament, and Honda made great efforts.

Koki: I watched that!

Junno: The average viewer rating was 57.3%.

Koki: That's incredible, isn't it?

Junno: That was the first match of the tournament.

Koki: 57.3%...

Junno: That's more than half of the country watching it. The peak was 64.9%.

Koki: Amazing. That means it's about the same as this radio show!

Junno: That's really something, huh.

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Kisumai Radio [2013.08.28] When "favourite anime"-talk turned into chaos. (not so far after this)

Ki: I... I have two... Can I say two?

Y: No problem, say two.

Ki: One is Slam dunk.

Y: I was thinking about that one too!

S: I liked Slam dunk too.

Ki: Slam dunk was really cool... "Daitoukai ni~", right?

M: You don't have to sing it, you don't have to sing it!

Ki: Boku wa mou~ ...But I still sing it at karaoke!

S: Dokkiri dokkiri dondon! Fushigina chikara ga waitara dou shiyou~

Ki: Sekai ga owaru-

M: Wait wait wait, chaos, CHAOS!

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Sexy Zone no Qrzone [2013.08.29] Keito (Hey! Say! JUMP) is not just one person, but three.

Fuma: I've met with Keito-kun from Hey! Say! JUMP 2-3 times now.

Sou: Haha, really?

Shori: What was he wearing when you met?

Fuma: Black, every time.

Shori: Always black.

Marius: He always wears black...

Shori: Keito-kun always wears black.

Fuma: ...unexpectedly... But you know, Keito-kun says he often meets juniors, too. Maybe, this is just something I personally think, but there's probably about three Keito's around here.

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Kisumai Radio [2013.06.05] Nika makes an appeal to new fans

T: "Please tell me more about Nikaido-kun"?

2: Why? From what did she learn about me?

T: But you know, if you watch things like Kisumai BUSAIKU, you'll know everything about Nikaido.

F: We all have good points and bad points, but what you see on TV is how we really are. So everything you see, is the real Nikaido.

T: So, how about making an appeal here, now?

F: Yeah, about what's good about you.

T: Your good points.

2: Hello, I'm Nikaido Takashi from Kis-My-Ft2! Thanks to everyone who get to know me for the first time! I'm always energetic like this, and I think the more you learn about me, the more you'll be smiling! And if you learn more about the 7 members of Kis-My-Ft2, I'll be very happy! I'm planning to keep going with this energy until I'm 50-60! Okay! We're waiting for your mails with continuations, questions, thoughts-

F: Are you finishing it?!

T: Don't just do that!

2: But it was good now!

T: It's not good!

2: It was really good! I had this planned!

F: No no, I'm sorry about saying this, as a member, but you suck at MCing.

2: No!

F: Really bad!

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Sexy Zone no Qrzone [2013.02.07] Shori is a girl.

Shori: It says here that "girls don't get it", but to be honest, I don't really get it either!

Kento: Aren't you a girl, then?

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Kisumai Radio [2013.06.05] Nikaido's parents think he'll have to quit.

F: There's one thing I want to ask.

2: Go ahead!

F: Nika, you mother watches Kisumai BUSAIKU, right?

2: Yes.

F: What does she say about it?

2: She... won't say anything about it. But her and dad...

F: What does daddy say?

2: I've heard her and dad talk about it, after I went to bed. I woke up to go to the toilet, and when I came downstairs they were talking in the living room. They were rewatching Kisumai BUSAIKU. Mom said "Ah, Fujigaya-kun and Tamamori-kun are cool, after all". "These young kids are amazing", dad said. "I wonder if our kid is okay in Kis-My-Ft2?". They were talking seriously about it. I was really shocked. I mean, they were talking about me being removed from the group while I wasn't there! Aren't you shocked?

T: No no no, Nika is an important member!

F: It's with Nikaido it becomes Kis-My-Ft2.

2: Right?

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Sexy Zone no Qrzone [2013.05.23] Fuma comes up with novel ideas for a fan who wants to write.

Fuma: A novel? What?

Shori: An idea for a mobile phone novel...

Fuma: An idea...

Shori: Hmm...

Fuma: If you don't have an idea, don't write?

Shori: Well, usually the author comes up with the idea. What would be good... She wants help, from Help Zone.

Fuma: I don't care. What, if I tell her to write something gay themed, will she?

Shori: Hahaha, is it okay for you to say that?

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Kisumai Radio [2013.08.28] Senga comes out in the middle of an anime discussion.

S: Hey hey hey

Ki: Yes, Senga?

S: Saturday morning, they broadcasted things like Something-Ranger, or Kamen Rider, right? You watched it during elementary school, right? In the end of that, they had one called "Ojamajo doremi".

Ki & M: They did, they did!

S: I really watched that one, secretely.

Ki: So is it okay to say the best anime Senga has watched was Ojamajo doremi?

S: No, actually... I couldn't say this in school.

Ki: So... You're coming out now?

S: Yes, I'm coming out. At that time, people talked about how it's "really uncool for guys to watch that". It was one girls would watch. But I had a lot of fun watching it.

M: I thought it was fun! Until I was in second year of high school my cell phone ringtone was the theme song.

S: Dokkiri dokkiri dondon! Fushigina chikara ga waitara dou shiyou? Dou suru?

M: Dou shiyou~

S: It's "dou suru"!!

M: Oh, right.

Ki: Okay, err...

M: Onpu-chan was really cute, right?

Ki: Right now, your coming out was a bit like... You just came out as an Onee*.

S: No no no!

*Onee - in this case a male that dresses/acts like a female (often as a character on stage etc)