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our days and nights are perfumed with obsession
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love is stored in the *embroiders ur name on my panties*
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This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.
Oh how I love shaun tan.
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sometimes I think red arapaima scales look like closed eyelids
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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.
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the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself
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It’s been a hard day. Let’s relax by letting me decide what goes in your mouth?
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