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It’s Morphin’ Time!
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30. You’ve messed with my friends, and now I’m gonna mess with you! Time for you to learn what Mastodon power is all about! Now, it’s time for my slamma-jamma, double-whamma, hip-hoppit, ’cause-ya-can’t-stop-it, big-disgrace, ’cause-it’s-in-your-face, long-shot!
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mastodontimestres · 2 years ago
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Why doesn't tumblr have a mascot?
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“To be with her is to sit in autumn sunlight.”
— Virginia Woolf, in a letter to Violet Dickinson, September 1907
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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“Every day we choose who we are by how we define ourselves.”
— Angelina Jolie
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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Patronus: Dolphin
A combination of inner intelligence and an energetic sense of playfulness, those who possess a Dolphin patronus are lovable, active, and adaptable. At their best, witches and wizards with this patronus are curious tinkerers by day and everyone’s favorite drinking buddy by night. At their worst, Dolphins allow themselves to become nervous, confused, and overwhelmed in their work and become obnoxious pranksters to their friends.
Balance is a difficult act for the Dolphin. They have all the potential in the world to be great when they are focused, but too often second-guess their own natural intelligence and their world ends up crashing down around them. Simultaneously, Dolphins that become too focused on work end up burned out and resentful, while those who become too focused on play end up acting out in immature ways. Thus is the life challenge of the Dolphin. Since they often have big ideas, their life goal is to reach their goals while balancing out any stresses with their fun, social side.
The good news is that Dolphins have lots of energy and are adaptable to changes around them. When they feel confident, there is little that they cannot achieve. As long as they stay interested, they can chase any dream. The only problem is that they have a hard time staying interested in one thing for too long. That’s why Dolphins often have many projects going at once. That way when they get bored with one they can move onto another.                          
Dolphins are capable of doing so many different jobs that their biggest challenge in their career is choosing one that fits them. Again, this is an issue of balance. If someone who possesses this patronus chooses a career that is very intellectually driven, they will need to spend a lot of social time outside of work to balance out their inner needs. Similarly, if they choose a fun and fascinating career, they will likely have more intellectually driven hobbies, such as volunteering for political affairs or joining the Board of Directors for a local charity.
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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i can’t believe i fell for it
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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Spider-Verse of Madness
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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I C A N N O T breathe
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons is the ultimate customization game, allowing you to personalize your dream home with a wide variety of furniture and decorations.
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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holy shit
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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Some intimacy would hit right about now🥴
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mastodontimestres · 3 years ago
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I need about tree fiddy.
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When the whole party is down but your bard is up
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