masterofmusic

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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WHY IS THIS ME

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imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

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gonna need this later @anxiety-isnt-bad-babes

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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[masterofmusic]

sw*fties will do mental gymnastics to convince themselves taylor's a lyrical genius but let's be real you could compare her crap to poetry written by an emo middle schooler going through baby's first break up and her ass would be left in the dust

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JUST ADMIT SHE'S BEIGE AND BASIC YALL ITS OK

why are swifties so against criticism, like if shes that great why are you so defensive about people pointing out her bad qualities?

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[masterofmusic]

I do love when two very fucked up people are in very fucked up love with each other

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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me and the homies having good dental hygiene with the nine inch nails tooth brush