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traitorousakuma:

“The pleasure is all mine, Monsieur Guan.” She finished with a cordial nod and a pleasant smile.

“Well, yes and no. I’m trying to find my teacher, he can be terribly slippery at times. He left a particularly important relic behind at the last place he left me, in Paris, you see. I need to get it back to him before something terrible happens.”

“Important relic?” Guan lit up with curiosity. Could this be a Shen-Gong-Wu? He had to make sure, he wasn’t the type who’d use the mystical items himself but he wanted to make sure they were safe from evil’s hands. “What did the important relic look like?”

The Road Less Traveled (closed rp with mastermonkguan)

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silentbanshee:

Lux is completely taken by surprise when her attack succeeds. She had expected to end up on her ass so she’s not prepared at all to continue with the attack. She acts entirely on instinct without any sort of plan. She drops her body weight low and swings her foot around to sweep out Guan’s legs. If it works, she’ll follow through the motion and jump back into a defensive position.

Surprisingly, Guan was able to quickly move his legs before Lux was able to take on the sweep, but he nearly fell onto the ground. He moved himself up once more and watched Lux’s next movements.

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shattered-dragon:

[Martial Master]

   “Oh,” Mia says, shoulders slumping further. That certainly was a very disappointing tale. Dashi would have had something far more entertaining prepared, embellished most likely but still educational. A frown moves across her face. Mia finds herself missing her previous teacher. It has been awhile since she missed Dashi.

   “Well,” she turns back to the scroll. “I hope you do meet a kitsune one day. Make sure to record it well for future generations.”  

“I will try to.” Guan smiled. “I try to keep track of all my journeys, as simple as some may be. When I do encounter a kitsune and I am actually able to approach it, I will make sure to write it down and not miss a single detail.”

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Oh, and include the mun here as well.

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pedrosaiisms:

Guan; mastermonkguan:

                          「 ❝ Wait, really? But who would do that? Especially stealing                                   training equipment. I can understand breaking… but steal-                                   ing? ❞ 」

            ☯ It sounded strange just thinking about it. Well, the least Raimundo could do                 could be to try and help Guan figure out just who or what destroyed everything                 and teach them a lesson in manners {not that he had the best manners } or                 something of the sort. ☯

“Yes, I do not know why someone would want to steal my equipment.” Sure, many of his equipment was top-notch compared to other training grounds, but they weren’t the best. Whoever this was must’ve spited Guan, but he couldn’t think of anyone spiting him aside from Chase Young or Hannibal Roy Bean, and they weren’t the type to do trivial things such as this.

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Habits:

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating  | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders Tagged by: @silentbanshee Tagging: anyone that wants to do this!

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shattered-dragon:

[Martial Master]

   “A kitsune,” Mia says, excitement in her tone. She had always found the depictions of kitsune to be rather fascinating. A nine tailed fox with the ability to become human and bequeathed with vast knowledge. Said to be mischievous but also cited at loyal friends, guardians, even lovers. She wonders how one could befriend such a creature.

   “But only a glance?” She frowns, her excitement fading some. “Disappointing. In what context? Did you not go after it? Was there no desire to confirm what you saw?”

“I had tried to,” Guan explained as a slight frown appeared on his face. “But the Kitsune was far too quick, it disappeared as soon as I went to approach it. I can only hope I could see another Kitsune again soon.”

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`Aaaa oh my goodness, I can’t believe I’ve made it this far. ; v; I want to thank everyone for all the love and support I have received. It’s thanks to you guys that this blog is still up and running! I would shout out just about everyone if I could, but that would be a really long post full of text wall hell. So, I’ll just stick to the special people if you don’t mind. uvu

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Friends!:

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We’ve only talked a bit but I already love you:

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and if I forgot anyone just,,,, throw a brick in my face jfc.

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shattered-dragon:

[Martial Master]

   “Oh, certainly. But I am concerned about the validity of some of these accounts,” Mia says, frowning at the illustration. The scroll calls this bird-like creature a cockatrice and from what she can tell it is quite deadly, impossibly so. She hopes she will never come across one like the author here claims to have. They also claim to be well traveled but she isn’t so sure.

   A though occurs to her and Mia stops reading. Her gaze rises, looking at the Master Monk with a curious gleam in her eye. Master Monk Guan is well traveled and there is proof of that. Perhaps he will be a more reliable source of mythical knowledge.

    “What of you Master Monk?” Mia asks, an almost giddy excitement trying to push into her tone. “Have you encounter any mythical creatures in your travels?”

“They could be wrong, after all, one thing that many seem to do is change facts. It is very unwise. It’s much better to tell the truth.” Guan looked back at Mia, he was always willing to talk about his travels. Especially since they were more than a common occurrence to him, he had hundreds of stories he could tell.  “Aside from dragons and the creatures you Xiaolin Warriors know well, I haven’t encountered many aside from paintings and stories. However, one night, I managed to catch a quick glance of a Kitsune.”

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silentbanshee:

Lux grins under Guan’s praise. She was rather proud to make that hit. With one of his arms temporarily handicapped, it is slightly easier for Lux to dodge Guan’s attacks. His defence is still impressive, however, and Lux has a hard time landing any more blows.

She feigns an attack at his injured side before ducking inside his guard and thrusting her fingers sharply toward his sternum.

As precise as his defense was, he didn’t pay attention to his injured side as much he should have. An attack was coming towards him, in an instant he focused more on defending that side. But what he realized is that was a distraction, it was too late to avoid the upcoming move. Guan had nearly fallen over by the sudden touch, but he tried to stay upwards. The pain in his injured side did make it a little tricky, but he managed to keep himself propped up. 

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shattered-dragon:

[Martial Master]

   “A good omen?” Mia snorts. “You wouldn’t be saying that if you were there. That Kirin then lead us to a temple where Raimundo and I were almost melted by a decay spirit. Oh and Rai got his mind invaded by a far more powerful spirit. He certainly didn’t feel all that good about that.”

   Mia’s gaze returns to the page. Despite the bitterness in her tone she must admit the kirin was a wonderful, kind creature. It protected her a few times during that adventure and what the two monks learned that day was rather useful to them. Perhaps it was a good omen to find the beast.

   “Still, my interest in the mythical has been piqued so here I am.” 

“Really?” Guan raised an eyebrow, they were told to be good omens that gave people luck but this seemed to not be the case in this situation. “That is strange, I don’t think they’d bring you to an area that gave you both a great amount of trouble on purpose.” Unless the rumors themselves were lies, after all it’s bad to trust any rumor you hear about while passing by. But something still told him the kirin truly didn’t mean to harm them. “That would be a good idea, it’s best to enhance your knowledge about the mythical. Especially if you are starting to encounter them more often than not.”

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shattered-dragon:

[Martial Master]

   “Of course,” Mia says, leaning back to let Guan take a look. Much of this part of the scroll is simple text, Chinese characters running up and down the page, but it one corner is a styilised picture of a strange looking creature. All feathers, claws and a long tongue. 

   “It’s just some information on mythical creatures. Raimundo and I came across a Kirin once and I just figured understanding such beings would be beneficial.”

“You’ve encountered a Kirin?” Guan was immediately intrigued. Those creatures were supposedly rare to spot, he had heard of them in his journey across China and in paintings he would see being sold at the marketplaces. He had also over heard conversations of people spotting one. However, it was unknown if it was rumors or not.  But Guan could believe them. After all, dragons did exist. He knew that for a fact. If they existed, then so could Kirins. “I have heard they’re rare to come by. You and Raimundo finding one is considered a good omen.”

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silentbanshee:

Lux scowls. Guan had dodged her attack easily. She is ready for him to attack back. Guan is strong so Lux probably won’t be able to counter one of his attacks easily. She’ll need to dodge.

As Guan’s fist comes toward her, Lux throws her upper body backwards so his punch passes overhead. She continues through, as if to do a gymnastic walkover but instead kicks her feet out at Guan’s exposed shoulder joint.

Guan winced at the pain in his shoulder joint, though the pain didn’t stop him from smiling a bit. “Impressive,” Guan exclaimed. Until the pain from the exposed shoulder subsided, he started focusing more on kicks and small punches with the other arm to dodge.

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This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

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pedrosaiisms:

                        「 ❝ What? Whoa, whoa, hey. I swear it wasn’t me this                                 time. ❞ 」

            Raimundo held up his hands in defense, frowning slightly at the monk and             ducking his head a little. It was true that he had a habit of playing pranks. But              this time, he didn’t remember doing anything.

                        「 ❝ What happened? ❞ 」

Raimundo’s bewildered expression had made Guan realize that he had been accusing Raimundo of something he didn’t do. “My apologies, it was bad of me to accuse you like this,” Guan, realizing his mistake bowed his head. “Someone had broken a few of my statues in the temple along with the flooring. Many of the training equipment has been broken or stolen as well.”

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redeyestakewxrning:

“I wanted to catch up,” he answered immediately, “No, really. I mean it. Things have changed since I saw you last and I’m curious.” He straightened. “Me, the morally ambiguous corporate genius, you, the goody-two-shoes ancient warrior…any conversation between us can never be boring.”

“How so?” Guan raised an eyebrow, crossing his hands together on the table. “If this is about Chase and I, nothing has changed. If this is about me, I have been going on my usual journeys and training routines.”

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Guan was confused... Where was he? He couldn’t recognize any of the scenery around him. Sure, there were places around the world he hadn’t traveled to yet, even throughout his extensive life span. But he listened to people’s stories and descriptions of the scenery they’ve seen, and this looked like nothing they had described. Things only got stranger when he got approached by this kid. Guan couldn’t recognize him at all, but he could at least recognize the cowboy clothes. He almost dressed like Clay -- was this kid from Texas as well? Possibly, he seemed to have a Texan dialect similar to the bulky blond. “Where exactly?” Guan asked. “If we have crossed paths before, I’m sorry. I don’t seem to recognize you.”

@mastermonkguan has stepped through the mirror

“Now I swear I’ve met’cha before.” And he knew exactly where.

It would take an idiot to not see the similarities between this stranger and one of his best friends, which made him kind of wonder if they were related somehow. Guan never told him about his family, but he just assumed he didn’t have one.