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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
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i do think its very funny how, despite multiple players having their "no more mr nice guy" moments, the winner was the guy who decided this was his no more mr mean guy season
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Yeah sorry your boyfriend is dead. Yeah there was nothing we could d- wait what are you doing put the DNA copying powers down. Don鈥檛 look at him in the eyes desperately and copy his DNA. NO. BAD. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU COPE WITH LOSS. GO TO THERAPY DO NOT INVENT A NEW STAGE OF GRIEF. Why do I even bother.
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extra love to trans people who have to go by their dead name around their families for the holidays
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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body
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What's up, buddeh?
Your blog has been visited by a wild and crazy Skizzleman!
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