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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Parkour Civilization” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a hidden level of parkour civilization

My buddy Evbo pacing: seawatt is lying to us

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housing market so bad, i gotta do two 360 on ice blocks just for a studio apartment

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Parkour Civilization 1 is about how capitalism incentives the people living within it to keep moving up its ranks (even though it’s functionally impossible to do so), believing they’ll be safe if they just get a bit richer, only to be in a situation that’s even more difficult to maintain. How one bad fall can cost you everything, and how it’s much easier for the rich to avoid making that fall.

Parkour Civilization 2 is about getting betrayed by queercoded bitches (you are parkour Jesus Christ).

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Man how the hell do people turn life series or hermitcraft into such emotional art like these are just some people playing minecraft with a storyline and some shenanians and then i open tumblr to see some like gut wrenching emotional comic 😨

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“the book was written in parkour”

“that guy was speaking in… pvp?”

evbo please for the love of god never change

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i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow

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im watching minecraft parkour civilisation and i feel like such an ipad kid. why am i fully invested. why is this so well executed. why am i so entertained. what the fuck is this witchcraft

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this is Seavbo to me

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I am cackling at the fact that Ren legitimately had to pause and ask Martyn if they had gotten married in 3rd Life. Meanwhile Scott, who had the most gayass roleplay in 3rd Life as a widower thar Bdubs had thought something was going on with him irl, was questioning if the flower husbands marriage counted.

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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I find these off pintrest.

Which moot am I guys?????????

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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They're all wearing the same outfit lol

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Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

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love that both Evbo an Seawatt prolly have mad survivor's guilt (Noob Layer for Evbo, Fighter Layer for Seawatt). u think that makes whatever going on between them worse?

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people who headcanon emf as having constellations etched into his skin have you ever considered that when emf dropped down from the master level to battle evbo that would be the first time evbo ever saw the stars. on emf's skin. because of the dirt overhead. cause i think about that. anyways.

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️