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[masomus]

“ never took you as someone who covered their face, ” xerxes taunted, as if he knew the black cloaked figure in front of him.

no respond, as the gloved hand came to rest against the white hilt to the left. behind her glasses, the hood, and mask over her face, features conveyed annoyance, with a twitch of her brow. acting like there was a choice, couldn’t even wear my normal outfit if i wanted to get in, dick. with a roll, amethyst hues fell back on the blurry form of her younger brother.

the bane of her existence.

“ wonder- what noona looks like now, ” the movement so sudden, as red eyes mere feet away from her as fell back. jamming the sheath into the ground, the angle allowed her leverage to slide beneath him. metal clacked together, as it blew them apart, shoes catching into the ground as she twisted her body, using the sheath to stop her movement.

“ what’s the hood on with noona, ” xerxes questioned with a cock of his chin backwards, “ it’s annoyin’. ” hand of his came to rest against his neck, cracking it into place with a groan before he launched himself forward a second time.

this time, she caught his blade with her own, leaving drag marks as xerxes pushed her back a handful of feel.

“ you’re a cunt. back off, i’m not here to kill you or anyone. ” ahmya finally spoke, “ there’s my loving noona, i’ve missed you. ” he spoke with utmost sarcasm, before slamming his fist into her temple, force knocking her head over ass across the dirt. a cloud of dirt kicked up, as her body came to rest, and she sat up, abruptly. cascading chestnut hair fell from behind where it had been hiding behind black fabric, and glass shards fell from black glasses, shield against the sun failing as foggy amethyst eyes spun.

“ damn. you really are a cunt. ” ahmya spoke, a shake of her head recollecting thoughts, i forgot how strong he was, i can’t take body shots like that. fuckin’- woke me up. what for? oh im so sorry your majesty, i fucked up making scrambled eggs, used the wrong type of egg you.. are so irritating, she argued with her other half, as she pushed herself off the ground in time to scramble across the dirt on all fours, xerxes crumbling the ground beneath his sword.

“ what the FUCK dude? are you seriously trying to kill me right now? ” her voice pitched, as she evaded another body shot that would have taken her head off.

“ are you here to kill the lot of us? ”

“ i'm not. ”

“ liar. ”

stunned to silence, her mouth hung open as she came to rest; “ i’m a terrible liar and you know that, i’m fuckin’ seriou- I SAID BACK OFF. ” she slammed her sword back into it’s sheath, the speed creating a sonic boom- knocking xerxes and his sensitive hearing; back a few feet, hands coming to his ears.

“ i need to talk to fathe- ”

“ no, because you are lying. ” already gathered his thoughts, returning to fighting form, xerxes set reddened eyes on her, kicking off as the ground concave.

“ oh my GOD, do you have cotton in your ears- xerxes, I. SAID. STOP. ” enunciating every sentence with a hit of her sheath to his chest, and then smacking the blunt end of her blade into his nose, as amethyst bled to red, ahmya lifted her foot, connecting it with xerxes’ chest so hard that ground shattered beneath him. blood splattering up as she disappeared, and reappeared on solid ground, sitting with legs splayed in front. I hate fighting in pants. Same.

“ lucky i didn’t let her put it through you-, now will you fuckin’ stop and listen to what i have to say, or do i have to beat it into you for real? ” she spoke as she pulled her face mask, using the back of her hand to rub off bloody red.

" PLUS I can't even lie well so why you pretending you don't already know the truth. "

xerxes shot her the finger, earning one back, but the fight ended with that.

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“we go to the same college” AUs

we go to the same college, and we live in the same building. if a fire alarm goes off, the whole building has to evacuate. we’ve had to evacuate at least once a week for the past five fucking months, and it’s ALWAYS in the middle of the night. after the nine hundredth time, a fireman let it slip that it’s been the same idiot burning their popcorn / doing science experiments / smoking / whatever every time… and through some detective work, i’ve figured out that YOU’RE the idiot in question.

we go to the same college… and we’ve both been sleeping with the same prof. who most definitely did not tell us about the other. but now we both know, so let’s go carrie underwood on this motherfucker.

we go to the same college and you got smashing drunk during the first week of classes, and couldn’t get your dorm room door opened, so you climbed in through the window, got stuck, and had to call the fire department. but here’s the thing… this isn’t your dorm, this is MY dorm, and if you think i am ever gonna let you live this down, you are so wrong.

we go to the same college and you used to date your roommate, but that ended, so now you’re curled up on the floor of the library and trying to sleep there, and for the love of god, this is pathetic, come back to my dorm, i have a single – yeah yeah i know we don’t really know each other, but you look like a moron so just say yes, ok?

we go to the same college and grew up in the same city. we don’t really know each other, but we’re both going home for thanksgiving and agreed to carpool to save gas. except you were only in your house for about twenty minutes before you suddenly ran back out, in tears, and screaming at your mom that you’re never coming back so i think i’m obligated to invite you over for thanksgiving now???? please stop crying this is really awkward????????

we go to the same college and we’re both top of the class and fiercely competitive and not to be dramatic or anything but i would literally murder you if you got valedictorian over me

we go to the same college and i want a single, but i can’t afford a single, so i, being a terrible person, decided to drive my roommate away. it worked – after three months of living with me, they transferred just to get away. except instead of letting me stay in the room alone, the college assigned me a new roommate: you, a new transfer student. i want to drive you away, but you won’t back down so easily. let the games begin, motherfucker.

we go to the same college… or, rather, we went to the same college. i’ve been dragged into the dean’s office facing expulsion, and i saw you out in the hall, having just dropped out. we’ve never really talked, but we’re both total wrecks – i’ve managed to ruin everything and get booted out of school, and you’re not sure if you did the right thing. neither of us are sure how to break this to our parents, so what if we become roommates and try and figure this out together?

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