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Witch Bunny by Fernanda Dias
#omg bunny witch mentioned#i love ferndanda's art awww#check out her animations on yt please#beautiful art#BR artist lesgooo
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“You thought you ate that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
#I can't stop laughing#better yet if bruce also acts yk? like he says it with THE voice tone and snap his fingers and stuff#batfam#funny
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The experience to solve the problem....
#the way this doesn't make any fucking sense#what#keeps going through my head what would happen if i have done this on my driving test#please someone teach me how to do this#thoughts
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duke thomas sighting / batober
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gotham sirens for you guys!
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Inspired by “A GRAVE FILLED WITH BOOKS” by orpheusaki.
"No, no, Bruce." Jason sounds frantic, and he pulls at his hair, "You're not my dad. You're different."
(Bruce is late to patrol, Jason freaks out. And finally, they talk — better late than never, after all.)
#this fic actually healed my soul and jesus himself had to enter my window to see what kind of masterpiece was stealing his job#it's a really good fic
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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer
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The world's longest-running lab experiment
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The Pitch Drop Experiment
The experiment demonstrates the fluidity and high viscosity of pitch, a derivative of tar that is the world's thickest known fluid and was once used for waterproofing boats.
Thomas Parnell, UQ's first Professor of Physics, created the experiment in 1927 to illustrate that everyday materials can exhibit quite surprising properties.
At room temperature pitch feels solid - even brittle - and can easily be shattered with a hammer. But, in fact, at room temperature the substance - which is 100 billion times more viscous than water - is actually fluid.
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In 1927 Professor Parnell heated a sample of pitch and poured it into a glass funnel with a sealed stem. He allowed the pitch to cool and settle for three years, and then in 1930 he cut the funnel's stem.
Since then, the pitch has slowly dripped out of the funnel - so slowly that it took eight years for the first drop to fall, and more than 40 years for another five to follow.
Now, 87 years after the funnel was cut, only nine drops have fallen - the last drop fell in April 2014 and we expect the next one to fall sometime in the 2020s.
The experiment was set up as a demonstration and is not kept under special environmental conditions - it's kept in a display cabinet - so the rate of flow of the pitch varies with seasonal changes in temperature.
The late Professor John Mainstone became the experiment's second custodian in 1961. He looked after the experiment for 52 years but, like his predecessor Professor Parnell, he passed away before seeing a drop fall.
In the 86 years that the pitch has been dripping, various glitches have prevented anyone from seeing a drop fall.
- University of Queensland, Australia
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Another Jason commission
if you are interested in something similar you can send a direct message!
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doomed by the narrative AND haunted by the narrative AND a secret third thing (mourned by the narrative)
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Forgot how much I like a band until I go see them live in a concert
#GUYS TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS SO GOOD#I FORGOT ABOUT THEEM#the concert was soo goodd augh#12 years old me is judging me but it's okay cause she was there screaming the lyrics#my stuff
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insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?
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