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Pls note the content on this blog is meant as entertainment ONLY and is not meant to be taken serious.

The content on this blog is shock humor, any opinion or action does not represent me nor do i condole it.

Pls also note that this blog contains NSFW content as well as generally not nice concepts.

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"Honnestly i mean it, i have no idea how that got there!!!" "Am i really suposed to believe that love" he lookes at me with those big brown eyes. "We both knew you missed your old pussy" his eyes turned "i might not be able to help you with that, but can make you scream in ways those pussys never could" soon after the kitten was forgotten as well as my past girlfriend suddenly i found it okay to be gay.

Did I understand everything? Not at all. Did I fucking love it? Yes. Thank u so much!!!

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let’s get illumiNAUGHTY

Omfg... i love you guys.

*insert threesome joke involving the devil*

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so you know about the guy who gotten his penis removed so he could get his whole body tattooed?

what if he had been an girl and therefor wouldn’t have to has the thing removed? but like would still be getting tattooed down there and just like aw...

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eww decency on this blog?? how about some out of date peach syrup lube for the ol' dick

tHATS THE SPIRIT!

since it’s been a while since i posted here did yall know i have thoughts there’s to bad to even post here?

i promise im not a psychopath... 

now would you like some chocolate with that dick? 

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But isn't the peach emoji used to represent...you know. Therefore...

i like that you tried to decent ON THIS BLOG! 

But in this content not really... 

but i dont know if that was what the movie was going for???

am i an idiot who didn’t pick up on that?

wow...

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I feel like this fits here...

Enjoy.

I also like to add to my tread that i honnestly also like understand that theres no way to make it sound not weird. But like it's qurantine isnt THE WORLD WEIRDER THAN A TEEN FUCKING A PEACH ATM!

I've adjusted to life in quarantine. I haven't, however, adjusted to a teen fucking a peach

-Whizzer

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If your ever sad and need an distraction for a bit just message me code; sad a I will sent you something to keep you occupied.

If your not sad and need an distraction to keep you occupied message me and tell me and I will also send you something to keep you occupied.

THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER GUYS!!!

My @ is @whizzer-fashion

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Life is Charlotte im the food in year of the child

LIFE IS A CARTWHEEL AND I AM MENDEL

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I will like to shoutout @scorpiotrash468 for not murdering me yet...

So like im not saying you should comit crimes but like...

If you went into an store and wanted to steal something small, and you hid it in your ladyhole.

COULD THEY PROVE IT!?!

Like they aint gonna stick their hand up there?!!!!

Liken even if you were caught... they couldnt really prove it was their.

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So like im not saying you should comit crimes but like...

If you went into an store and wanted to steal something small, and you hid it in your ladyhole.

COULD THEY PROVE IT!?!

Like they aint gonna stick their hand up there?!!!!

Liken even if you were caught... they couldnt really prove it was their.

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Mmmmm yes imagine eating crazy glue while your mom is drinking hand sanitizer and judging you for your favourite soda.

Meanwhile your dad in the corner cheating on your mom with an broken remote.

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This is the same for here...

Hey so il gonna do an sort of hiatus...

There's just alot going on (both in my private life and society) and I'm kinda just not really so much online at the moment bc of that...

I probably still gonna pop in the groupchat or make an post from time to time but I'm not gonna be checking my timeline or stuff like that... also I'm still gonna managed the shared acount so you can still message me if you need to...@theborlecult

I'm kinda worried If I'm gonna remeber to come back or when I do, it might only be for a couple of days or it might be 3 months I dont know...

Just know that I love you all and that you all have and continue to make my life better.

Love, Amanda/Manda/Whizzer-fashion/marvins-khakis

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We all think we would be an normal toy in the toy story universe, but knowing my luck I would probably be an sexdoll or a flashlight.

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Honnestly this acount is just saying what yall afraid of saying.

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So at this point we all know theres an baby boom in nine months, but what I'm terrified of is the number of baby girls named Corona theres gonna be born.