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Underrated threesome dynamic: fox, hen, and a sack of grain 🥴

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

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webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)

deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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she let me hit it cause her whole existence is flawed

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pure gold.

anyway

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love shipping old dudes that hate each other. if no one else is shipping old dudes who hate each other, its me.

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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you

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walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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movies will be like "THIS is the most bullied outcast unpopular girl in school... the Thin White Heterosexual Brunette"

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