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where am i

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i'm always saying this

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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

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see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice

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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

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they're scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant

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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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there's so much desperation in this comment

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ever since i was a little girl, i always knew i wanted to be sleep-deprived man entangled in a fucked up found-footage surrealist horror drama

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cant believe they deleted this comminity note