martianmilfhunter
martianmilfhunter
am I making you feel sick?
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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honestly like in all truth and sincerity
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.
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What's wrong with you?
Depends on the day
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gently bap your passum
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Look at them tiptoeing.
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extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already
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So sadly the Slur Song has become too powerful and the shadowy powers that be have joined forces to stop it from charting
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On the upside it means a whole panel of professional music industry executives had to sit there and awkwardly listen to the whole song which is hilarious
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martianmilfhunter · 4 days ago
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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands
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