martianmilfhunter
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martianmilfhunter · 9 hours ago
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martianmilfhunter · 9 hours ago
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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martianmilfhunter · 9 hours ago
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gojo reminds me of 2010 justin bieber
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they’re literally the same person HELP
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martianmilfhunter · 11 hours ago
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martianmilfhunter · 2 days ago
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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
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martianmilfhunter · 2 days ago
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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.
my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.
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martianmilfhunter · 2 days ago
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martianmilfhunter · 3 days ago
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martianmilfhunter · 7 days ago
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martianmilfhunter · 7 days ago
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I think there's something to be said that saying the words "Deny, Defend, Depose, you're next" to an insurance sales rep can get you arrested for 'threats of mass homicide' or whatever with a threat of 15 years in prison
But when I was a manager in a fast food restaurant I've had customers throw food at me, demand for my personal phone number with an added threat of "Well I'll just have to FIND it", customers charging past the front counter to physically intimidate me and my coworkers, screaming and swearing, demands to know what time I get out of work, demands to know when my manager would be at work as a threat, people sitting in their car waiting for me to finish closing because they were angry at me, causing me to stay in the office watching the camera waiting for them to drive away...
But none of those incidents are arrest-able offenses, not one, any time I called the cops on any customer I would just hear excuses like " "there isn't anything illegal about calling a restaurant", that nothing physical happened and therefore there's nothing they could do, to call back and let them know if anything else happens
Idk, just think it's A TEENY TINY BIT ODD
Cop in the news goes "words have consequences" as if people don't berate and threaten fast food and retail workers every day
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martianmilfhunter · 7 days ago
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Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster
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martianmilfhunter · 10 days ago
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martianmilfhunter · 12 days ago
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literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them
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martianmilfhunter · 13 days ago
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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 
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martianmilfhunter · 13 days ago
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Losing my mind at this
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martianmilfhunter · 15 days ago
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an incomplete taxonomy of christmas music
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