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I mean it when I say you will never expect the sound this video makes holy shit

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hate the phrase 'baked goods' just a reminder that all my baking fucking sucks. my baked bads

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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WICKED: PART ONE (2024, Jon M. Chu)

Come with me. Think of what we could do, together.

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Real Low Poly Sturgeon Hours have been extended to 10 PM tonight

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theres literally no wrong way to play singleplayer games btw. savescum, play on easy mode, mod, look up guides and walkthroughs, whatever the hell you want. always remember if it sucks hit da bricks

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Winter is for listening to the same music you were listening to at 15. Unfortunately

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

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Now when we were there I saw a patient, an old woman.

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(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

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Are your kits texting about code-breaking?

LOL - Loving Outside Laws

STFU - Starclan's Trust Fails Us

IDK - I Date Kittypets

LMAO - Lamenting My Ancestors' Oath

IDC - I Despise the Code

OMG - Obey Mapleshade's Ghost

TBH - Trespassing Borders is Hilarious

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sometimes I think about how tragic gelphie really is and I just want to cry

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Leafpool and her babies :((((((!!!! I love her and she makes me so sad WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA