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Happy Stab Your Leader 23 Times day for those who celebrate

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I have died. Badly.

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“average internet user posts about the Ides of March 3 times a year" factoid actually just statistical error. Average internet user posts about the Ides of March 0 times per year. Tumblr Georg, who has made of the day a national holiday & makes over 10,000 posts about it each March, is an outlier and should not have been counted

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hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry

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21st night of September Thursday

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I just received a call that we're getting kicked out of our apartment in a month.

We are lucky enough to have an amazing family and several people have already offered to let us stay at their place as long as we need to but. THIS SUCKS. I love this apartment I love my neighbourhood I love my community :( I don't want to leave.

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whatever sodas your stereo

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snoopy of the day

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Come listen to the thunderstorm with me

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i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

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My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

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Fall Asleep Horribly.

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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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Buddy I reblog things you've already even seen before

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1998 FRUiTS covers

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Peaches from Neko Atsume