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“”SpaMano buttsex””

looks to the horizon

war flashbacks

Once upon a time-

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Is this anybody else because-

-logs on and sees favourite blog has posted-

ye s

mY BAE

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instead of that “write an about me” meme going around, people should write a review, like on the back of a book cover, about me and i’ll put it on my blog. 

examples:

she is so cool - anonymous

definitely not thirsty - anonymous

who are you and why are you in my house? - my mum

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I need to stop

btw that is glitter I’m blowing and now it’s all over my laptop and stuff

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Y O U K N O W W H A T

I’M GONNA START A GUMI COSPLAY

-BUYS A WIG-

TIME TO DANCE.

ps: my bed, laptop and hands are covered in glitter and I just

Flavio’s been here

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I LITERALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH

EVERYWHERE I LOOK IS GAY AND IT’S AMAZING

WHY CAN’T THIS BE EVERY DAY

MAKES THIS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY: NATIONAL GAY RIGHTS DAY

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Everything I go on is gay and I love it

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hey Tumblr quick update

I broke my toe

so yeah

I jammed my toes into the chesterfield then hit the wall with my knee. The picture shows what happened.

So yeah. Later.

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I'm tired and there is a chicken among my boobs.

Emily 2015

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How to get kicked out of your friend's house

Friend and me: -drawing-

Friend's little sister: -is suddenly behind us-

Friend: what do you want?

FLS: Where do babies come from?

Friend: -startled face- Um-

Me: They come from sex.

FLS: Oh okay... what's sex?

Friend: -death glare-

Me: Stick a banana in a doughnut a lot and wait for the cream. Only with humans instead of food.

Friend's mom happened to hear this entire conversation

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might be doing a SeeU cosplay or something

idk

I’ll think it over as I eat breakfast

bbl

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Hola Liv

Bonjour, bae. owo what is the happening?

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck it’s so cold holy shit what the fuck is this shit fuck fuck fuck fuck

Me walking outside for 3 seconds (via andthesorcerersstoned)

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You know what

Screw it

This is gonna be an ask Nyo!Sealand blog

Time to make a new url-

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ACTUALLY SERIOUS QUESTION

Should this be a cosplay ask blog?

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-insert oh yeah song here-

ok so it’s been established that sealand’s name (peter) = rock

rock = composed of mineral

it’s official. everyone craves aph sealand

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Is it bad that I didn't go to a doctor or anything after spilling hot ramen (right out of the microwave) on myself?