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I think about this a lot.

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choked on my own spit reading this banter

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Last night I sat up in bed so fast because I remembered an incorrect quote that fit this tweet from Mary Kirby.

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bellara reads lucanis the first drafts of her rook fanfic :)

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unfortunately due to unforeseen circumstances we’re rescinding our darkspawn free promise

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Why he is so funny

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He'll be fine.

Transparent version for your convenience:

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my recent DAV doodles <3

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I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

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it's not ready yet and i'm too lazy to finish it with the background but maybe one day........ ill fucking die for him

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I understand that 'I made you a cake (please somehow infer from this that I would live die and kill god for you)🥺' lacks a certain edge of drama as romance lock-ins go, but the things it says about rook and lucanis individually and their connection in particular that both of them somehow walked away from that conversation with the (correct & mutual) understanding that 'so this is it then. the long haul. I found them. The One. ...💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖'. unspeakable. and very funny. they did, somehow, infer.

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This is ominous...

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Rook, stoplickingthedamnthing...

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i know i’m the one who keeps making jokes about Lucanis being financially savvy and wealthy but you have to understand. he is also IN TOUCH with reality. you can’t make the “One banana? How much could it cost, 10 gold?” joke about him because HE IS THE ONE DOING THE GROCERY SHOPPING. that joke is for rich people who have no clue how everyone else lives. If Illario asked Lucanis how expensive bananas could possibly be, Lucanis would say well if you want the best bananas imported from Par Vollen those are quite pricy these days because of the blockades, but you can still get ones grown in Rivain more reasonably[1]”. But, crucially, he would still buy the expensive fancy bananas anyway because he knows Emmrich likes them[2] and he wants the team to eat well. And that’s what makes him mr fantasy heartthrob in addition to being a pathetic wet beast of a man[3]

[1] The World of Thedas has a surprising amount of banana lore

[2] Groceries codex in DAV

[3] My heart tells me this is true