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we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

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working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

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i need to be rolled out like dough. that would fix me i think

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There is literally no circumstance where I support age verification to access a website. As I've said before I'm very much the "there's nuance here" person on almost everything but on this issue there's no nuance for me, it's awful and horrible in and of itself and it also sets an awful and horrible precedent

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everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

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Are you allergic to anything

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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

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great minds think of dykes

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forgot to poke air holes in the crotch of my pants and my penius died:(

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[marsh-rabbit]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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cripple pride year starts in 2 days

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well, when in loam 🪱

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Annual Lollapalooza Line Up Game

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I love videos of bugs grooming themselves like tiny cats. Put that little leg through the mouth mandible car wash babu