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Fantasy high but if they had YouTube channels and riz is just coffeezilla except no one watches his videos

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That's how much I love you

the aquarium date fantasy is all fun and games until you date a guy with ichtyophobia and he keeps screaming and getting scared whenever the fish act fishy. and you can't even bend him over about it

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That one guy who bears the sun or sumth idk

Been dealing with some health stuff for a bit n was in the hospital for a sec but easing my way back :) return for an iPad so now I don’t have to be locked to my apartment for art & can get sunlight

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I'm so obsessed with kalina. She's riz's godmother. She's his nemesis from killing his dad. She's one of the scariest villains in the series. She's Cassandra's lil guy. She's evil only when the nightmare king is around. Ankarna thinks she's been bad all along. She's a disease. She's a familiar. She went undetected for centuries. Truly who's doing it like her.

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love that the bad kids are asked who to bring on a quest with them and their immediate ideas are the nice man at the ice cream shop and Fig's loser dad

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The Bad Kids Are Funny because they're all fairly violent and get really aggro really quickly (hey that's what you get for making a highly competent adventuring party a bunch of teenagers who don't go to therapy) but then Riz is somehow just two steps above everyone else and they barely acknowledge it. Fury of the Ball is the most wonderful thing.

The "face" of their party around school would probably be like Fig or Fabian, maybe Gorgug. Wow they're so strong aha. Hey who do you think is the most brutal, probably the half-orc barbarian who seems to mostly repress his rage until it's time to throw down right? Right?? No it's the little guy in the corner. Yeah, the one who just hid in the shadows and now you can't see him anymore. Yeah, he shot a pixie's fingers off one by one to get information, yeah, he ate a live dragon, yeah, he offered to tear someone's eye out for his best friend, yeah, he said the words "make sure his head is cut off so he can't be revivified" about another student. Yeah, he's a fucking goblin and so unapologetic about it at this point.

I always imagine his "fury" (which is a goblin trait which implies Sklonda has it too btw, never forget) being like oughhh pupils blown so wide, hair standing up, hissing claws out, kill maim stab. Just for a few seconds. You can elect to use it after hitting, I imagine him sinking his sword into a big meaty enemy and going "hm wow this guy's pretty tough. I need him dead though. Needs to die." and he twists the blade puts his whole weight in it and just drags it down no matter what's in the way. It HAS to be so gross and brutal every time and his friends are just like oh there he goes, the Ball cleaning up again.

Especially fun with the Kipperlilly thing. Oh two rogues fighting without sneak attack, that's gotta be a slow careful battle where they chip away at each other. Oh she does like seven damage rushing past him, oh he's gonna do the same wait never mind he uses his fury he stabbed her SO badly. No rogue finesse no show about it just the intent to kill. Kid with traumatic past does in fact end up fucked and it isn't actually fun or quirky or interesting, who would have thought. Shoutout to hold person over the lava that goes disgustingly hard and is also so gruesome, imagine being paralysed and watching yourself fall into a pit that will burn you alive.

The thing with classic rogues is that you're "dead before you know you're being attacked" and it's "quick and easy and possibly painless" but if Riz kills you it's gonna hurt. You're gonna know and it's gonna hurt but hey high chance you don't get to do anything about it still. Phenomenal character.

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i need a compilation of zac oyama's PCs getting nasty. like i need "do you have a fucking warrant" and "loser says what" and "who do you know in this room right now" and "i know a story about a real creep who had a scroll" and "who is your bulb now" and every version of "i'm gonna do the work to love cody" all in one place. for science.

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Whatchu writin? WHATCHU WRITIN', YOU WINGED FREAK?!

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The crushing weight of the mundane caught up to me. Time to boot up bg3

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Tryna mind my buisness then all of a sudden I think about making out with a man

LEAVE ME ALONE IM WORKING.

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Is it too much to ask to wake up to him kissing my neck and snuggling closer to me? Like, come on, that seems pretty reasonable to me.

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Holdup babe I'm losing my grasp on reality be with you in a sec

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im so obsessed with gorgug thistlespring and im so normal about him. he's the kindest boy in school but he has anger issues. he bought his parents old van to go on a roadtrip with his friends. he has a white streak in his hair. he was bullied in middle school. his parents have had the sex talk with him several times. he's adopted. he's japanese. he's bisexual, but only during pride month. he wakes up extra early every day to walk with his girlfriend to school. he went to hell when he was 14. he puts on his headphones everytime they fight. he kissed a boy at prom. he has impostor's syndrome but won't tell anyone about it. he plays the drums. he doesn't know the combination to his own locker. he has thong merch. stuck in the nightmare forest with no way of knowing if he'd ever see his friends again he dropped a recording hoping somebody would hear it and follow him.

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I just wanna touch his face and tell him it'll be okay what is going on

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mumbo jumbo

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A little oc doodle. It's not as dynamic as I wanted it to be but oh well

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.