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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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more fit checks for my adoring fans
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honestly they should just let me spend the next two decades attending every lecture that exists and pay me 13489159315135 for doing that
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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
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Hey Mark!
Just wanted to say I'm really enjoying the new set, without wishing to sound like a broken record I was quite skeptical of the setting but have since fallen in love with it, my compliments to the development team!
The new mechanics are a blast too, I've been really enjoying warping my spells early, and have been cooking up a commander deck featuring The Seriema to play with friends.
I also wanted to voice my specific appreciation of the flavour text on Virulent Silencer, perhaps one day the people of the edge will recieve Yawgmoth's gifts. :)
Always happy to hear from satisfied customers. : )
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there are beds everywhere for those with the naps to sleep in them
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"Wouldn't it be cool if Uma Musume, but with men?" Fantastic news! There already exists a world wherein horse racing is largely dominated by male steeds, jockeys, trainers, and stable owners. It is called real life. Isn't that great for you?
#interesting that these criticisms only get levied at media widely enjoyed by queer (trans) women#almost like they'll take any excuse to call us creepy men#see also: the whole bocchi the rock affair
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Additionally, an example from Pokémon



This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted


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[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this
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every time I choose peace and love 15 new posts appear in my drafts
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fit pics with the rainbow crochet miffy go crazyyy
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