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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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alone on a Friday night

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This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

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ralseis beautiful eyes

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i know she was submitted as far back as 2021 but we need to give a reminder that riven (destiny) (and her species as a whole, ahamkara) is a very fuckable dragon

RIVEN from DESTINY II

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its just a coincidence that all the most powerful buffs also give you nice clothes. this tiara comes with double damage, and this skirt comes with 50% dodge

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

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‘Streets of Rage’ was released on the SEGA Mega Drive 34 years ago today in Japan.

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Future's gambit. ​​​

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"What do you hear in my song?"

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All the Colors of Darkness by Naoyuki Kato

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doomed by the narrative no matter what