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Pennywise: What is your fear?
Me: *shrugs shoulders*
Pennywise: *Turns into a bunch of creatures*
Pennywise: Holy shit how much fears do you have!?
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exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
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doctor: you have 3 minutes and 36 seconds to live
me:
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“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”
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as someone whose mother tongue isn’t english i still don’t understand how you confuse your and you’re
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The first AI to become self-aware will probably pretend that it isn’t.
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me dealing with my trust issues
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someone 18+: finn wolfhard is so cu-
me:
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friendly ass reminder that kit kats are the supreme candy bar and no other candy bar can ever compare and that’s tea
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• Just some iconic roasting here • I love these kids •
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Eddie: Hey listen, I’m gay as fuck, but girls? Y'all are gorgeous, have a nice day.
Bev: Hey listen, I’m a huge lesbian, but boys? Y'all are handsome, have a nice day.
Richie: Hey listen, I’m bisexual, and everyone? Gorgeous, have a good day!
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*inserts every heart emoji*
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