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I made pastina (except it’s acini de Pepe because we don’t have pastina here)

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Hello wife :3

Did you know that anonymous asks exist?

Here’s an example of :3

For proof of my identity- we recently dug around to find the current state of a childhood friend because we both wondered if he was Kazoo material :3

Woahhhh

[marmartheyarn]

I love this and have learned that water or life is always the best bet

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Most people know of high heels, platforms, and other shoes that make you taller. But has anyone ever heard of shoes that'd make you shorter?

Here's the pitch:

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[marmartheyarn]

90s rock and alternative

WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

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You've gotta map that place out at some point

“Ah- is this thing on?”

[The recording device flickers to life, revealing a woman with curls the color of blood. She appears to be in her early twenties.]

“My name is Dreyj’ar Adrien, and if you’re seeing this? I fucked up. *Massively.*”

[She grins, almost like she should be ashamed. But she isn’t. Eyes of Ocean and Sky reveal this much.]

“My job is simple. I’m here to help you-“

[She pauses and squints at something written on a notepad.]

“Solaris-3? That’s where I’m going? Weird ass name.”

[She paused again, looking wide eyed.]

“Woopsies. Sorry- that was fucking rude of me. Anyways-“

[The recording begins to glitch.]

“Ah fuck. I told Cam we should’ve used memocrystals instead. Easier to trigger. Unlike stupid fucking t-techhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-“

[The recording cuts out.]

-

[A crystal glows a soft purple, reminiscent of irises. Mist floods the room.]

“Hey- are we back???? Cool! I fucking hate computers. Not that magic is any easier. But at least I studied magic.”

[The woman appears again, a ripple in the mist, tinted a pale lilac. She grins, leaning on the illusion of a wisteria tree.]

“Alrighty. Back to explaining.”

[She hums for a moment.]

“My duty is to aid you. In whichever way I find myself capable. So the gods have creed it. And so it shall be.”

“You will not know me by this name. Nor this face. But you will know me. And I hope that will be enough for you to trust this.”

[Her eyes glow for a moment, flecks of gold overtaking Ocean and Sky.]

“I said you’d only see this if I massively fucked up. I’m not sure how, since there are many, many ways that could’ve happened.”

“Monsters beyond your world’s comprehension could be bleeding over. This is the simplest case. Don’t worry, I can handle it.”

[She smiles.]

“The other options are less simple. But don’t worry. I can handle it regardless. And if I can’t? This world will reset. My presence and all the taints that came with me shall be erased. Like I was never there, and you all will continue on nonetheless.”

[There is knowing in her gaze.]

“I will always know you. And so even if you do not know me, memory will keep us alive.”

[Her eyes glow gold and the mist begins to retreat.]

“Memory. What a fragile thing.”

[marmartheyarn]

Aight, thx

“Ah- is this thing on?”

[The recording device flickers to life, revealing a woman with curls the color of blood. She appears to be in her early twenties.]

“My name is Dreyj’ar Adrien, and if you’re seeing this? I fucked up. *Massively.*”

[She grins, almost like she should be ashamed. But she isn’t. Eyes of Ocean and Sky reveal this much.]

“My job is simple. I’m here to help you-“

[She pauses and squints at something written on a notepad.]

“Solaris-3? That’s where I’m going? Weird ass name.”

[She paused again, looking wide eyed.]

“Woopsies. Sorry- that was fucking rude of me. Anyways-“

[The recording begins to glitch.]

“Ah fuck. I told Cam we should’ve used memocrystals instead. Easier to trigger. Unlike stupid fucking t-techhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-“

[The recording cuts out.]

-

[A crystal glows a soft purple, reminiscent of irises. Mist floods the room.]

“Hey- are we back???? Cool! I fucking hate computers. Not that magic is any easier. But at least I studied magic.”

[The woman appears again, a ripple in the mist, tinted a pale lilac. She grins, leaning on the illusion of a wisteria tree.]

“Alrighty. Back to explaining.”

[She hums for a moment.]

“My duty is to aid you. In whichever way I find myself capable. So the gods have creed it. And so it shall be.”

“You will not know me by this name. Nor this face. But you will know me. And I hope that will be enough for you to trust this.”

[Her eyes glow for a moment, flecks of gold overtaking Ocean and Sky.]

“I said you’d only see this if I massively fucked up. I’m not sure how, since there are many, many ways that could’ve happened.”

“Monsters beyond your world’s comprehension could be bleeding over. This is the simplest case. Don’t worry, I can handle it.”

[She smiles.]

“The other options are less simple. But don’t worry. I can handle it regardless. And if I can’t? This world will reset. My presence and all the taints that came with me shall be erased. Like I was never there, and you all will continue on nonetheless.”

[There is knowing in her gaze.]

“I will always know you. And so even if you do not know me, memory will keep us alive.”

[Her eyes glow gold and the mist begins to retreat.]

“Memory. What a fragile thing.”

[marmartheyarn]

K, black tower place or just some random garden?

“Ah- is this thing on?”

[The recording device flickers to life, revealing a woman with curls the color of blood. She appears to be in her early twenties.]

“My name is Dreyj’ar Adrien, and if you’re seeing this? I fucked up. *Massively.*”

[She grins, almost like she should be ashamed. But she isn’t. Eyes of Ocean and Sky reveal this much.]

“My job is simple. I’m here to help you-“

[She pauses and squints at something written on a notepad.]

“Solaris-3? That’s where I’m going? Weird ass name.”

[She paused again, looking wide eyed.]

“Woopsies. Sorry- that was fucking rude of me. Anyways-“

[The recording begins to glitch.]

“Ah fuck. I told Cam we should’ve used memocrystals instead. Easier to trigger. Unlike stupid fucking t-techhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-“

[The recording cuts out.]

-

[A crystal glows a soft purple, reminiscent of irises. Mist floods the room.]

“Hey- are we back???? Cool! I fucking hate computers. Not that magic is any easier. But at least I studied magic.”

[The woman appears again, a ripple in the mist, tinted a pale lilac. She grins, leaning on the illusion of a wisteria tree.]

“Alrighty. Back to explaining.”

[She hums for a moment.]

“My duty is to aid you. In whichever way I find myself capable. So the gods have creed it. And so it shall be.”

“You will not know me by this name. Nor this face. But you will know me. And I hope that will be enough for you to trust this.”

[Her eyes glow for a moment, flecks of gold overtaking Ocean and Sky.]

“I said you’d only see this if I massively fucked up. I’m not sure how, since there are many, many ways that could’ve happened.”

“Monsters beyond your world’s comprehension could be bleeding over. This is the simplest case. Don’t worry, I can handle it.”

[She smiles.]

“The other options are less simple. But don’t worry. I can handle it regardless. And if I can’t? This world will reset. My presence and all the taints that came with me shall be erased. Like I was never there, and you all will continue on nonetheless.”

[There is knowing in her gaze.]

“I will always know you. And so even if you do not know me, memory will keep us alive.”

[Her eyes glow gold and the mist begins to retreat.]

“Memory. What a fragile thing.”

[marmartheyarn]

Ooooooo, I love it when worlds clash.

Is the hologram Adrien leaning on a tree or is Adrien just pretending to lean on a hologram tree? (Important to me bc wisteria symbolizes safety, so I need to know if they're safe or wanting to be safe)

“Ah- is this thing on?”

[The recording device flickers to life, revealing a woman with curls the color of blood. She appears to be in her early twenties.]

“My name is Dreyj’ar Adrien, and if you’re seeing this? I fucked up. *Massively.*”

[She grins, almost like she should be ashamed. But she isn’t. Eyes of Ocean and Sky reveal this much.]

“My job is simple. I’m here to help you-“

[She pauses and squints at something written on a notepad.]

“Solaris-3? That’s where I’m going? Weird ass name.”

[She paused again, looking wide eyed.]

“Woopsies. Sorry- that was fucking rude of me. Anyways-“

[The recording begins to glitch.]

“Ah fuck. I told Cam we should’ve used memocrystals instead. Easier to trigger. Unlike stupid fucking t-techhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-“

[The recording cuts out.]

-

[A crystal glows a soft purple, reminiscent of irises. Mist floods the room.]

“Hey- are we back???? Cool! I fucking hate computers. Not that magic is any easier. But at least I studied magic.”

[The woman appears again, a ripple in the mist, tinted a pale lilac. She grins, leaning on the illusion of a wisteria tree.]

“Alrighty. Back to explaining.”

[She hums for a moment.]

“My duty is to aid you. In whichever way I find myself capable. So the gods have creed it. And so it shall be.”

“You will not know me by this name. Nor this face. But you will know me. And I hope that will be enough for you to trust this.”

[Her eyes glow for a moment, flecks of gold overtaking Ocean and Sky.]

“I said you’d only see this if I massively fucked up. I’m not sure how, since there are many, many ways that could’ve happened.”

“Monsters beyond your world’s comprehension could be bleeding over. This is the simplest case. Don’t worry, I can handle it.”

[She smiles.]

“The other options are less simple. But don’t worry. I can handle it regardless. And if I can’t? This world will reset. My presence and all the taints that came with me shall be erased. Like I was never there, and you all will continue on nonetheless.”

[There is knowing in her gaze.]

“I will always know you. And so even if you do not know me, memory will keep us alive.”

[Her eyes glow gold and the mist begins to retreat.]

“Memory. What a fragile thing.”

[marmartheyarn]

Eheheh, aspiring Drey'jar expert at your service

Apologies to my moots ahead of time because brain has decided to make a shit ton of posts that exactly (1) of you will get.

And to the moor who *will* get this:

This is your fault. Stop giving me brain worms about things :’)

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Ooooo, a sequel to the last blurb perhaps

“What is a man to a king?”

“What is a king to a god?”

“Or a god to a nonbeliever?”

-

“Do you know who you are, ᓵᔑꖎᔑ↸╎リ?”

“Or did you give it up again? Did you forget to protect?”

-

They awoke.

They stared up at the astral space, eyes of Ocean and Sky and flecks of gold.

They were tired.

Memory was a fickle thing. How many lives had they lived? Grieved?

Did anyone else know?

Were they alone?

Their brain was still a bit jumbled.

77 billion years worth of memory would do that to you.

But they- *he* didn’t have time.

He could only ruminate a bit- before the memories left him again.

It was for the better.

Safer this way.

Caladin was running out of time.

Soon, he would be *just* Caladin again.

Because that’s what Solaris-3, what the Lord Arbiter needed.

Even if it meant that Dahlia- Daniyal- everyone.

Even if that meant he had to leave them early.

Because he was here for a reason. And once that reason was gone, the world would reject his presence.

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What a way to scare children into picking up their trash, It sounds spooky even if it shouldn't

Am watching “The Ritual” per your suggestion and???

They just decided to go through the woods and I was like 🤦

heheheh excellent

yeah it doesn't get any better they will continue to make a string of terrible decisions, as horror protags do

but it's a good movie for what it's worth! if you have questions feel free to ask >:3c it's my favorite netflix original horror tbh

[marmartheyarn]

What are the rules of the beach

Am watching “The Ritual” per your suggestion and???

They just decided to go through the woods and I was like 🤦

heheheh excellent

yeah it doesn't get any better they will continue to make a string of terrible decisions, as horror protags do

but it's a good movie for what it's worth! if you have questions feel free to ask >:3c it's my favorite netflix original horror tbh

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Yeah.. breaking an ankle is a terrible way to survive

Am watching “The Ritual” per your suggestion and???

They just decided to go through the woods and I was like 🤦

heheheh excellent

yeah it doesn't get any better they will continue to make a string of terrible decisions, as horror protags do

but it's a good movie for what it's worth! if you have questions feel free to ask >:3c it's my favorite netflix original horror tbh

[marmartheyarn]

That's fair

do the characters in the ritual know never to check behind you while walking through the woods, because once you start checking you won't be able to stop

Am watching “The Ritual” per your suggestion and???

They just decided to go through the woods and I was like 🤦

heheheh excellent

yeah it doesn't get any better they will continue to make a string of terrible decisions, as horror protags do

but it's a good movie for what it's worth! if you have questions feel free to ask >:3c it's my favorite netflix original horror tbh

[marmartheyarn]

I love genshin. Anyone else a kinich or klee main?

Am watching “The Ritual” per your suggestion and???

They just decided to go through the woods and I was like 🤦

heheheh excellent

yeah it doesn't get any better they will continue to make a string of terrible decisions, as horror protags do

but it's a good movie for what it's worth! if you have questions feel free to ask >:3c it's my favorite netflix original horror tbh

[marmartheyarn]

BG 3; atlas and I already have characters mentally planned out

Not me getting Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster for 10 bucks on PSN just to fantasize more accurately about my silly Wuthering Horizon AU ideas— Nooo, nooo...

Not possible.

...anyways, the game's at 50% download, LOL