My name is Mark, but you will know me as Markiplier from my YouTube channel. As of recently, I have not been producing videos due to being institutionalized......because the children aren't real. -- Not the real Markiplier in any regard-- -- Header...
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IT’S SHARK WEEK. Here is a rather unhappy shark. He hates this time of year. He’s the introverted type.
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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
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I can’t handle it any more. I can’t take their voices.
Sleep seems to be eluding me as of late...I feel bad for my roommate.
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You know what would be fun? Drinking shots of Fireball Whiskey while playing a shitty video game. Who’s in?
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Markiplier knows how to get the ladies.
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Wear glasses! Then no cats shall touch your eyes!
solaire is gonna claw my god damn eyes out if i keep singing that goo goo dolls song at him, i can feel it now
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I am officially sick of the length of my floof. Is there anyone here who can give me a haircut?
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It is easier to hide from everyone here than to face the voices.
Hey, guys! Been a while since I’ve been around.
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Dammit Mark, now I have It’s A Hard-Knock Life stuck in my head~
Super Nanny Sleepytime Ultra HD Alpha Omega
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facial expression practice ft. markiplier
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What the fuck is that?
Eh, I prefer chocolate than cinnamon.
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Eh, I prefer chocolate than cinnamon.
beardeddreamcatcher replied to your post:that is not helpful in the SLIGHTEST
It’s a life preserver. It’s there to preserve his life. So it’s helping Mark not die. I think that’s quite helpful.
HE’S NOT DROWNING OF BOREDOM
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OH MY GOD THANK YOU KIND SIR.
Someone help me
I am literally going to die of boredom. SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME
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Someone help me
I am literally going to die of boredom. SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME
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