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93 percent stardust (insp)

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So I lost the name, but I’m pretty sure it was still an anon. “I don’t know if I’m doing this right, I’m on mobile so of course tumblr is jacked up. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind recording Mika talking dirty to Yuu or vice versa?”

Have you been a good boy, Yuu-chan?

If so, you might get a reward…if not…you might need to be…punished.

Oh, you look really excited at the thought of being punished. Maybe I need to make it more…severe. Would you like that?

You’re supposed to say no, my pet. Every time you say yes, I think of new ways I can truly…punish you.

A-ah ah. No touching. That is only as a reward, pet. The punishments…they’re going to leave you begging for me to stop.

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This comes from @anime-unqiue. “anime-unqiue submitted: Yuu gets tickled by Mika.”

Mika…I’m warning you.

What?

Don’t you fucking dare.

You know you want it.

I actually don’t. Please, Mika…

Okay, I won’t.

Good.

*Gets tickled* hahah Mika, hahaha stop please hahaha Mika I’m gonna fucking kill you.

No you’re not.

*heavy breathing* You know I fucking hate it when you do that.

I know, but it’s so cute.

I really don’t like it.

Babe, I’m sorry. I just really like watching you laugh. I won’t do it again, okay?

Promise?

I plomise.

Okay. Wait what?

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This comes from @whitewinterstar. I kind of got carried away. “whitewinterstar said:So could you please do a bit of classic overprotective Mika?”

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Hey! This request comes from a couple anons. 

“Anonymous said:Can you do one of Yuu flirting with Mika?~ 

Anonymous said:Could you do Yuu using pick-up lines on Mika?”

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This comes from an anon! “Anonymous said:Could you do Yuu making a ton of terrible vampire jokes around Mika and making him groan in shame”

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Oh war ee no sir off!!

Ons chars described by someone who's never watched ons --------- Yuu described by someone who has never watched ons: pre arranged marriage to mika due to ugliness, pms, ragey crazy person

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Oh war ee no sir off!!

Ons chars described by someone who has never watched the show ——— Mitsuba described by someone who hasn’t watched ons; fake, part of the plastics, not in touch with herself, has one foot

Mitsuba was renamed Mitsubishi by the person describing her

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Oh war ee no sir off!!

Ons chars described by someone who has never watched the show ----------- Shinoa as described by someone who hasn't watched ons; baby of the family, likes me (the person misheard Yuu), purple fruity kid, cursed Shinoa was renamed shinola by the person describing her

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*sobbing* the feels ;^;

Anonymous said: Oh man I nearly cried during the Mikaela trying to kill himself one. D: You did good on it though! Would you consider doing a part 2?

Anonymous said: Now that you’ve done Mika trying to kill himself, what about Yuu reaction to that? Like, finding him or hearing him crying, or Guren just telling him. Btw, your audios are awesome, I did cry with your last one <3

@conanamitie submitted: Hello Shawn! Hope you and Kevin are well <3 I wish to submit a request: Yuu walking in on Mika trying to attempt suicide (your previous post) ^^ Thank you and please have a lovely day x

@rinmatsumocha said: Shawn you know the audio you did with Mika trying to kill himself? You should do an after of like, Yuu walking in and seeing. You should script it tho. How will Yuu react??? o:

This is easily the most requested audio I have ever received,

Where the hell has Mika gotten off to? Everyone else is worried and, I haven’t seen him in hours.

*Hears Crying*

Mika, is that you? It’s so dark in here…let me get a ligh-

NO, YUU-CHAN.

*Light switch sound effect*

Mika…what the…what is…is that…is that blood…

*Crying*

Mika…is this…your blood…what have you-

I can’t…fucking…die…

W-what

I JUST CAN’T DIE. I have spent…Yuu chan…I’ve spent the last twenty minutes stabbing myself and I just…

MIKA NO

Can’t…

MIKA STOP

Die.

Mika…Why…

Because…Yuuchan…I’m a fucking monster, and you don’t need me in your life.

Wha-

Let me finish. You…we were family. It wasn’t the best, but for what we had…we made the most of it. Then, we lost everything. We did. But you…you found a family again. You found everything you lost. I…didn’t. I became a horrible creature that shouldn’t be on this earth. I lost everything…I lost everything and then my entire life was ruined a second time. Then…seeing you happy…and with your family…I’m only going to cause you more pain. I stayed alive to see you so I could try to make you happy again…but you don’t…you don’t need that. You’ve go-

*Tackles into a hug* Mika…shut up. How can you honestly feel that way. What part of you makes you a monster?

I am a fucking vampire, Yuu. I drink human blood.

You drink Yuichiro’s blood. There’s a difference.

I don’t-

Get this through your head. You. Are not. A monster. And I need you more than you know. Finding out you were alive…Mika that was the happiest day of my life. If you had killed yourself here…I don’t know what I would have done but I sure as hell wouldn’t be very far behind you.

Yuu-

No, I let you talk, now shut up and listen. You are the most important person in my life, Mika. Just because I have a new family doesn’t mean I forget the old ones. You…You’re the only old family I have. The only semblance of memory I have about what our family used to be and…I can’t ever lose that. You need to promise me, here and now, that you won’t ever do this again.

Yuu-chan I

I CAN’T FUCKING LOSE YOU AGAIN, MIKA. I…can’t…

Yuu-Chan…I…I promise.

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This comes from @anime-unqiue. “anime-unqiue submitted: Yuu gets tickled by Mika.”

Mika…I’m warning you.

What?

Don’t you fucking dare.

You know you want it.

I actually don’t. Please, Mika…

Okay, I won’t.

Good.

*Gets tickled* hahah Mika, hahaha stop please hahaha Mika I’m gonna fucking kill you.

No you’re not.

*heavy breathing* You know I fucking hate it when you do that.

I know, but it’s so cute.

I really don’t like it.

Babe, I’m sorry. I just really like watching you laugh. I won’t do it again, okay?

Promise?

I plomise.

Okay. Wait what?

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your dreams are true now. @tanoshindekouze 🌚

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This is amazing omg! These are so cheesy but amazing!

This comes from an anon! “Anonymous said:Could you do Yuu making a ton of terrible vampire jokes around Mika and making him groan in shame”

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This is so cute omg😍😍😍

Hey! This request comes from a couple anons. 

“Anonymous said:Can you do one of Yuu flirting with Mika?~ 

Anonymous said:Could you do Yuu using pick-up lines on Mika?”

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Welcome home Mika 

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By 月森うさこ | Twitter: usamorin ※Reprinted with permission

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Yuichiro is actually *beep*

What did Krul say to Mika about Yuu to make him react like this, I wonder?

(R.I.P. Mika)