marissaosman
Marissa Osman
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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baby quail going on a nice walk with a flower in their beak and a snail friend companion. if you even fucking care
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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Doorway views
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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I think the best ship dynamic is two characters who are 5 times divorced minimum
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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concert tickets should cost exactly one dollar and you get to teleport there
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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insane how many people just have these incredible artists in their families who get no recognition outside of crocheting circles because this art form is devalued for its association with women
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all
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marissaosman · 1 year ago
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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”
he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.
after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”
anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”
half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.
and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.
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marissaosman · 3 years ago
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Luke: tell me I’m pretty
Penelope: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are
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marissaosman · 4 years ago
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marissaosman · 4 years ago
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Credit: @juliehangart
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