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i hate it when a really pretty bruise heals i wish i could keep it forever
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those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
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Let me break you, split you open and invade your body. Let me leave you covered in a worrisome display of violence. I want to make your friends worry and ask if I'm abusing you. Make them think you've gotten into something you can't handle when the truth is anything but. You're exactly where you want to be, getting exactly the things you want.
The rough handling of your body pressing bruises into the floor. Hand coiled firm around your neck. My nails sketching red lines into your skin. The bites you know I love so much that push you over the edge. The soft desperate moan of you asking me for another, It's almost too much for me to handle. In that space between, where I relinquish for a moment and focus on the sensation of your skin flush against mine. Breathing in your scent deep into my lungs. Hearts synchronous, before falling back into myself and diving my canines into your exposed flesh.
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girlfriends went hard with underwear+oversized shirt as an outfit
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someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old
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SEX-ED GUIDE,
Because the popular one going around since 2014 that's got 630,000 notes is full of broken links
Educational videos with Sexplanations/Dr. Lindsey Doe (also on Tumblr @tumblingdoe ), and Watts the Safeword + a couple of other sources.
GENITALIA
The Penis
Does Size Matter?
Curved Penises
Testicles
Can a Penis Break?
Vulvas and Vaginas
Hymen
Vaginismus 101
The Clitoris
37 Clitoris' (YouTube video contains images of human genitals in an educational context)
Vaginal Orgasms?
Kegals
HYGIENE
Vagina and Vulva Hygiene
Does My Dentist Know if I've Given Head
Butthole Maintainance
NON SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS
Bacterial Vaginosis 101
Yeast Infections 101
Urinary Tract Infections
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTIONS
STIs (and puppy pictures)
HIV FAQ
PrEP
Lindsey Takes an HIV Test (no needles)
What is Herpes?
CONSENT
What is Consent
How to NOT Rape (consent 101/what is rape)
Saying No
Sexual Negotiation
Age of Consent
Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword
DISABILITY AND SEXUALITY
Sex and Disabilities - Watts the Safeword
Disability and sex Dr. Doe
(Sex)abled: Disability Uncensored - Health Equity Institute
The Last Taboo: Sexuality and Disability Documentary
LGBTQIA+
Gender Affirming Surgeries
A Trans History
Questioning
Bisexual Erasure
Lesbian Flirting
Demisexuality
5 asexuality experiences
Polyamory, Asexuality, Nonbinary Journey: Interview
How Do I Know That I'm Intersex
RELATIONSHIPS
Monogamy with Hank Green
Polyamory
Polyam Lingo
Mismatched Sex Drives
Friends With Benefits
How to Date Long Distance
Finding a Partner
BARRIERS
Sex Shields
Condom Time - let's play
How to Put a Condom on an Intact Penis
More on Condoms
Internal Condoms
Boners vs Condoms - erection trouble?
CONTRACEPTION
Pregnancy Prevention
Choosing Birth Control
Emergency Contraception - Plan B, Morning After, Copper IUD
Does Pulling Out Work?
HAVING SEX
How to Get the Sex You Want
Sex and Autism
Orgasmic Sex Positions
First Time Tips
Fingering
Squirting
Anal Sex Prep
Anal Sex
Prostate Massage
Cunnilingus
Felatio
Analingus
Pegging
Transgender Sex
SEX TOYS
Toy Cleaning Experiment
Sex Toys 101
Vibrator Guide
DIY Sex Toys
DIY Dildos
DIY Fake Semen
Cock Rings
Clit Stimulators
KINK
Consent and Kink - Watts the Safeword
Aftercare - Watts The Safeword
Large Object Insertion
Kinky Red Flags - Watts the Safeword
Bondage 101
Trans and Kink - Watts the Safeword
Rubber Kink 101 - Watts the Safeword
Chastity for Beginners - Watts the Safeword
Pup Play for beginners - Watts the Safeword
Breathplay for Beginners - Watts the Safeword
Erotic Asphyxiation
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i need to eat a girl out so badly. i want my head between her thighs as they clench around me and wrap around my neck, her hands in my hair pulling exactly how she likes it. i need my hands holding her hips and grazing her stomach before trailing down her thighs.
i need to be down there without any air, just pleasuring her until she comes over and over on just my tongue.
most importantly though i need to hear her pretty noises, how she moans, how good i’m making her feel and how she keeps begging me for more.
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need a gf who bites my neck while she’s inside me
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im a brat but i need someone to grab my neck and stick their tongue down my throat SO bad please please i would be SUCH a good girl please
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Absolutely love the sensation of being In-between a beautiful woman’s thighs, teasing her needy pussy with my breathe and gentle blows against her cunt until I receive the most delicious response from her and I just cant take it anymore, closing my mouth over her and letting my tongue run in and out of her drenched cunt while she grips onto my hair.
girl dinner 🙏✨
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really really really just want to straddle a girl's lap and touch her and kiss her is that so much to ask
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Baby you could never be annoying with me.
Send me that 100th snap of you drinking your Starbucks and singing in your car.
Follow me around like a lost puppy.
Complain to me about your shitty co worker again beautiful.
Send that selfie cause you look amazing and it gets me going.
I WANT IT ALL.
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The way I so badly want to get fucked in a skirt... Don't even need to take it off just slide your hand up my thigh while I beg for you 💕
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